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[perfectremedy]

chet thespian: the only thing i can offer
chet thespian: is to change into a woman
chet thespian: and like bugs bunny
chet thespian: do it quite well
chet thespian: and be quite attractive
chet thespian: and then as we're about to start getting heavy
chet thespian: i knee him in the balls
chet thespian: and hes like what
chet thespian: and i drop my voice
chet thespian: and hes like
chet thespian: OH MY GOD
chet thespian: YOU'RE A MAN
chet thespian: and im like...yeah, bitch
chet thespian: and then i kick him in the groin again
chet thespian: and say
chet thespian: "that's for kristen"
moshi NEW moshi: hahaha!
chet thespian: and then i kick him in the balls again
chet thespian: but thats just for good luck