This is such a good entry of random funny stuff

Nov 03, 2005 17:26

a day in the life of the brett
1) Hamster pisses on a student
2) I made the loudest burp ever and nobody heard it!
3) made the gaterade shot and got a free gatorade
4) somebody tried to pickpocket me and lost there opportunity due to me seeing the attempt
5)I found that later ambernator was a very funny rhyme
6) my advisor is stupid and makes up stupid things that are just very stupid.
7) I pity the fool that pities me!
8) I'm very conflicting yet inconflictive most of the time!
9) Win or lose ya gotto play the game
10)As jamie says save a horse ride the brett
11) as i say Ride the Jamie *giddyup my little sexy horsee*
12) *meow*
13)Me and Jamie like singing and smooching on the phone even though we really can't sing in unison yet were working on it
14) sometimes adults are stupid. Like for instance my english teacher thought a fictional story i was writing was actually me in the story doing all the stuff in the story even when i told her it was a fictional story.
15)I'm calling my language american from now on cause english is for people who live in the Uk.
16) there are so many american vernaculars out there it's not funny but i love them all and i think they all should be used and should be proper for essays.
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