May 24, 2010 21:10
- 23:13 3 bars deep at the drive thru... @Tacobell makes late night interesting #
- 00:22 The Manhattan: Now, my dad has forever used the Manhattan as his drink of choice. Many a time is remembered as hav... bit.ly/cqfedt #
- 13:28 RT @kwmurphy: STOP EVERYTHING AND READ THIS: RT @Oatmeal: How the male angler fish gets completely screwed: bit.ly/dsoy9J #
- 13:29 @ chick_chris and what sort of quality cookery does the world affairs council of pittsburgh export? #
- 13:53 @ chick_chris you guys better figure out how to turn primantis into a cake #
- 14:06 i really dont know what i did to my knee the other day to make it hurt so much... exercise after 4 long islands leads to bad form i guess #
- 15:08 Sugar free Red Bull with an Evian chaser. Am I pretentious or what? #
- 15:50 RT @michaeljnelson: Lost Rush lyric: "Today's Tom Sawyer is broiled, served w/ a balsamic reduction & accompanied by herb roasted potatoes." #
- 15:56 new @ipsofficial ep out tomorrow. looks like i'll be up til 2am tonight since Amazon is always slow #
- 17:37 i feel like zombieland was written with me in mind #
- 18:13 when is history channel going to show how Nostradamus and Ancient Aliens founded the Knights Templar and later the Masons in order to log? #
- 18:14 why do none of the people in that Westinghouse commercial say nuke-you-lar? #
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