Today was so funny.

[perfectish]

Mmk. Today was so funny.. Well anyways.. We had DSTP which is the Delaware State Testing Program and we were in homeroom for 2 hours doing some gay shit for English. Our classes were shortened to 27 minutes. I went into 2nd period which is the class that I always get in trouble in. We have had a substitute for about a week in a half now so I have been bein really bad. There are only about 7 people in my class cause there are 5 other periods and they have all them in there and my class is more advanced. And today we were just chillin not doin our work like always and then Temisha who is fat got up and then Tyquana was, ''YO MANDA'' and then she whispered, ''ew look how fat she is!'' So I was laughing my ass off and then of course it started smellin like ass in the classroom. So I was like, ''EW WHAT THE FREAKIN H, WHY DOES IT ALWAYS SMELL LIKE BUTT IN HERE? YOU ALL STANK.'' and then Ty and I were like, ""Pull over and wash that crack... SCRUB SCRUB." so then Temisha starts to dance and her fuckin rolls are like hittin her chin and I am laughin so fuckin hard its not funny. So anyways.. movin on.. Then in the hall way on my way to 6th period this girl was like, '' I JUST FARTED AND IT SMELT GOOD JUST LIKE EGGS.'' So I was about to throw up but I was laughin at the same time.. But then in 6th period, Math.. Dan just has to fuckin fart and then Blair, Ben, Zach, James, Dan, and Richard are all talkin about each others moms and shit. And then Richard, Dan, and Blair just have to talk about Ben's mother.. Callin her shamoo and shit. IT was funny but ANYWAYS.. Later on.. after 7th period.. Chris, Taylor and I get in Chris's car so that he can take us home cause we live about 1 mile away from each other. There was a bus from our school in front of us and Chris just HAS to honk the horn and so they all start lookin and then Neal and Richard (the one from my Math class) are out the window and Chris is talkin to them out the window and then Richard is tryin to talk to me when I am in the backseat and he is not talkin out the window.. Chris said that he was tryin to tell me to give him head and shit. ROFL. But anyways.. Chris was ticklin the shit outta Taylor while he was driving and we are like almost hittin mailboxes and shit and so Taylor kicks him and then we like swerve. So I am screaming, ''CHRISTOPHER LEE TEGEN IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN STOP AND MAKE US CRASH I AM GOIN TO FUCK YOU UP!!" while him and Taylor are laughing and I am about to piss my pants. I was so scared. I don't want to die so damn young. ROFL. Okay anyways.. Now shit that AOL people would understand. First of all, all you damn haters who were hatin about my last journal get over it cause you know you is ugly and fat and you have no damn friends. Just get a life. Mmk.. and Jordyn and her little boyfriend.. Stop runnin your mouth this is fuckin AOL.. and you act like you is goin to do shit to me. Get a life and go on a fuckin diet. And your fuckin boyfriend.. James.. ew go somewhere you are a fuckin cornball.. Just stop talkin shit. Cause all you say is ''BITCH'' It gets old. But all I said was that you guys think you are in love when you guys haven't even been goin out for a month.. shit not even 15 days.. And then you all gotta start shit. But whatever.. ANyways..I'm out. p'z
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