Lunch Break Express
Today I almost got in a car wreck, some dumb ass old lady decided she was going to pull out in front of me on a 40 mph speed limit road. When I say pull out in front of me, I mean pulling out to the point where she would have had to push her boat to its limits so I wouldnt have to slow down greatly. That wasnt the biggest problem. She pulled out so the front of her car was blocking my lane, and the front bumper of her car was at the half point in the street. She stopped there knowing she couldnt make it accross to the lane going the opposite direction. She stopped completely blocking me instead of trying to go, or quickly backing up. I had to lock my brakes where I skidded to a hualt literally inches from her driverside door. I am lucky the guy behind me was paying attention too becuase he had to do the same thing. He skidded to the side and had his front quarter of his car in the grass. So I sat there on this busy road looking at this stupid old lady through my windshield who is just staring at me. By now I am screaming my head off at her for pulling out, then not moving. Every other word I said started with a 'F'. I sat there for about 5 to 10 seconds...it took me to get out of my car and two steps to her car all the while screaming like crazy at her for her to finally put it in reverse and back up. The only reason I didnt stay to bitch at the cops about her was becuase I had to get to work, which I was running a few minutes late at this time. The guy behind me asked if I got her plate number...which I could see and shouted it to him. I got back into my car as he was calling the police on his cell, I left with the bird displayed proudly at the dumb bitch that shouldnt even have a drivers license.