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Mar 15, 2005 00:49




In honour of Slices

(haikus by Dave)

Nick Our Friend
He makes us proud
Soldier

Jeremy is born
He is born different
Rainbow

Casey anger chills the air
A shattering of wits and men
Psychosis

Crysta rules the sea
As fairies rule the heart
Sea-Dragon

Bobby is mean
Bobby is nice
It all comes together at the rolle of Bobby's dice
__Michelle_ controls*
Bobby unwinds
Bobby's feast turns out as rotted pork rinds
Bobby creates
Bobby destroies
Life

Twinkle Like a Slices Star
Pizza Like Yum, Yum, Yum
No bulb not bright
Dum, Dum, Dum

Carting rancid "slices" out the door
loading it on old red's trailer hitch
ooh if I get my hands on that Dick Fletcher
Weatherworld will die, Welcome to Oz... Bitch

Amanda do not cry
We didn't lose that much food
If we did I wouldn't even try
serving the eternal rot would be lewd
But we do it anyway
every single 'day to day'
...serving up life's rot
no not crack or pot
but something more insidious
something not fantabulous
the nothing that haunts us all
but in your court is the ball
Amanda you can resist
ask us to cease and desist
turn off the tv
sing song with glee
do a factor tree
teach an infant how to pee
and stop polluting your mind
no more distracting ties that don't bind
I need to be anesthetized
in this life don't be compromised
Amanda, you're up

Soup of the day
Soup of the Year
Soup til 2020's May
Variety causes fear
French Onion

Bobby says Shalom
Welcome to my pizza home
keep eating while
I whip the slave nome

I love my brother
even though me he'd like to smother
a long time age he started working with food
To feel strong I imagine him in the nude
when he bugs me every day at the new food hole
that's sick he'd tell me, guess he knows his role
he went with me to the great seventh game
but he's the only one in my hall of fame
I wish I could give him all of my money
and take his cold if his nose is all runny
he crashed his vehicle and got scratched up
was gonna make an insurance claim, yup yup
didn't get any money he didn't deserve
that brother of mine has some nerve
to be oh so good to people and friends
with any problem he will make the amends
every day he drinks till the world is all wavy
I do love my brother, his name is davey

(Deep Haiku Thoughts, by Bobby)

If you were a Jew, I would give you a dradle with your order
and if you were a black, id give you a rap cd
If you were Mexican I'd say 'congrats on crossing the border'
If you were an indian id say 'you were here before me'
be you a chinaman id deliver a pair of chop-stix
and were you an aborigine id toss in some hair piks
however, you are white
you get nothing
nothing
no
No
NO!
you just get your order
the order you paid for
the order you think you want
so the order you came here and bought
because you are greedy
because you have a white privilage niche
because you don't make neighborhoods seedy
you suck
you suck
you got all the luck
--- because you worship the buck ---
--- because you drag us all through the muck ---
------------------because you live in a white priviage niche---------------
you stupid white son of a bitch
Slices hates your white face
yeah, your whole stinking race

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