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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In May, I rescued phreeque from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I exposed clockworksteve to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In December, I recruited clockworksteve as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (330 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
perfectenvy
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