Sep 29, 2004 20:02
Gene, i was pleasantly surprised to find your package in the mail today. You truly are thoughtful. It's absolutely splendid. Thank you.
For the first time in my life i was called into the TAG office by that creepy Mr. Williams. I have reason to suspect that he is an avid fetishist.
"I'm worried about you, Georgeanne. According to your profile, you don't seem to have much direction in your life."
He was just shocked that i let my grades plummet. I told him that what i lacked was motivation. He asked what i wanted to do with my future. "I am persuing a career as a dominatrix." He insisted that i was just trying to shock him - that i wasn't being serious. I was just trying to get him to tell me what his fetish is.
I later discovered that my profile claims i am fluent in Stockings, Severe Behavior Management and Ultra Heels. Of course he didn't think i was sincere.
Then he made the mistake of asking what he could do, if anything, to motivate me. "How about a foot massage for every A i get?"
i asked politely.
Do you suppose that one day i will get into genuine trouble for screwing with my teachers as i do? My sexuality is something i'm so open about that i forget it may come across as offensive to certain people.