私を私はほしいと思うものが得ることを許可しなさい (Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want)
Remember Jose? My great friend and former roommate I drank a bazillion shots with the second to last time I was in New York? We were talking on Facebook the other day, and he mentioned he had some vacation time on his hands. I suggested he come visit me in DC since I'm still unemployed and it'd be more enjoyable than watching 1960s Batman reruns all day. So he got his ass on a Megabus and headed down south. We drank a lot. We made inappropriate jokes a lot. We even did education shit, like visit the National Air and Space Museum and the Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden. I knew having all these free museums in my backyard would come in handy some day.
Our first stop was the Hirshhorn. It's like a bootleg miniature Guggenheim.
Next it was off to the Air and Space Museum. This was my favorite museum to come to as a kid. You know why?
Space food.
By the by, if you get the reference in the title of this post, write about it in the comments.