いたずらか素晴らしい (Naughty or Nice)
Ho ho ho motherfuckers and Merry Christmas! Excuse my French but I'm in Paris...I'm just sayin...The rumours you've been hearing lately are nothing but hearsay and conjecture based on falsified documents. I was not kidnapped by Santa and forced to build "toys" in his S&M workshop. I have, however, been working ridiculously long hours at my job. I can count on three fingers the number of times I've left work before 7pm. After a buttload of 12 hr days, the last thing on my mind is blogging. It's more like *gibberish gibberish gibberish* SLEEEEEEEEEPPPP *gibberish*.
Besides the never ending story that is my work day, the other major development around these parts is that MaryAnn's mom is back in town. Coincidentally the weather also got better the day after she arrived. HMMMM...and now that she's gone again temporarily it's back to grey skies and rain out the wazoo. Her and MaryAnn are off gallivanting in Taiwan for the holidays. Last night we went we went to John Mark and Yuji's place to get loose off the Goose and eat some food. MaryAnn whipped up her bomb ass turkey again and everyone seemed to enjoy it judging by the rotting carcass that was leftover. This is the first Christmas in several years that MaryAnn and I haven't been together eating fried chicken. Instead she's off looking for hostels and hopefully settling in Taipei (and kickin' it with former JET Hawaiian Julie) while I'm here nursing a hangover, watching Drive (awesome movie) and planning my personal Christmas feast: beef fried rice, gyoza, and General Tso's chicken karaage (serving as this year's version of fried chicken). Should be awesome sauce.
Hopefully all you peeps out there are having a mighty fine Christmas. Happy holidays errybody!