石鹸を落としてはいけない (Don't Drop the Soap)
"So the other day in class we were talking about bad habits. My bad habit is drinking at least one Pepsi everyday. Do you have any bad habits?"
*Ponders* "Hmmmmmmm...."
"I mean if it's something really bad you don't have to talk about it..."
"Ok, I know. But you're gonna think it's strange."
"Don't worry, I won't judge you" *begins judging*
"So everyday I work hard and I get off work at like 10 o' clock or 11 o'clock PM. And like sometimes I'm really tired and I don't take a shower and go straight to bed. And then I take a shower in the morning."
"...uh..."
"I know, right?"
"Oh my God you're a terrible person. No, I'm just kidding. That's like, totally normal in the States. I mean when I was a kid we didn't have a shower and I used to take long baths at night, but when I got older I realized everyone else was taking showers in the morning. So don't worry, man. It's totally cool."
"Really?! Ok."
Why do American's shower in the morning, anyway? I mean...couldn't we all get more sleep if we showered at night?