ゲームボリューム10をすることができない (Games You Can't Play Vol 10. - Project Diva Arcade)
Click to viewGolly gee willikers, has it really been a year + since I last wrote about games you can't play? Well I'm here to right this injustice with another installment in the venerable series of things for you to get jealous about. Today's subject: Project Diva Arcade.
While the name Project Diva Arcade might evoke images of Beyonce, J. Lo in her prime, Mariah Carey, or Lady Gaga (I hear she's sorta popular), this particular diva starring game actually features a totally fake made up one named Histune Miku that is really nothing more than a singing synthesizer application. Yes, I know. The Japanese are a clever people with their giant robots and singing computers that'll one day replace all the Korean boy bands of the world. This all translate into a game that isn't that much different from your Dance Dance Revolutions or Beatmania's of the world. Once you choose your diva and song, you bunch of icons pop up all over the screen and you have to time button presses to the music.
Yeaaaah boyee that's right. I get to press buttons with a fake me out computer diva while you only get to listen to real divas on the radio and sing along with your terrible singing voices. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.