extreme nerdery ahead
So. My group has their own maillist, hosted by one of the guys.
A few days ago, before Christmas, one of the guys sent this:
Scientists estimated that one human cell holds 75MB of genetic information, so one sperm holding half of genetic information has 37.5MB.
In 1ml of semen there's 100 million of sperms. During ejaculation, which lasts averagely 5 seconds, 2.25ml of semen will be released.
When we calculate everything, we'll know that male penis has the output of (37.5MB x 100MB x 2.25MB)/5 = 1687.5 TeraBytes per second.
From this we know that female ovum can withstand DDoS attacks bigger than 1.5 PetaBytes per second, from the whole thing, it'll let only one packet of data through.
Which makes it the best hardware firewall in the world!
There's only one flaw...
That one packet of data, that the system will allow to pass, will freeze the whole system for 9 months.
Poorly translated by me, but I hope you get the picture. XD
A few days ago, before Christmas, one of the guys sent this:
Scientists estimated that one human cell holds 75MB of genetic information, so one sperm holding half of genetic information has 37.5MB.
In 1ml of semen there's 100 million of sperms. During ejaculation, which lasts averagely 5 seconds, 2.25ml of semen will be released.
When we calculate everything, we'll know that male penis has the output of (37.5MB x 100MB x 2.25MB)/5 = 1687.5 TeraBytes per second.
From this we know that female ovum can withstand DDoS attacks bigger than 1.5 PetaBytes per second, from the whole thing, it'll let only one packet of data through.
Which makes it the best hardware firewall in the world!
There's only one flaw...
That one packet of data, that the system will allow to pass, will freeze the whole system for 9 months.
Poorly translated by me, but I hope you get the picture. XD