the days move way too fast since i've been home
NAMES...
Your real name: Leigh Renee
What friends call you: Leigh, Leigh-Leigh, Leah...pretty much anything with a "lee" sound is fair game
What's a name you once wished you'd rather have: when i was in 5th grade and me and Holly would play "store" my name was always Tracy French, the last name stemming from the white trash trailor park love of my elementary school life, Jason French
What is or are the ugliest name or names you can think of:? anything with more than 6 syllables like LaFawndickaloopasex
What would you name these if you had them as pets:
Turtle: Hardcore
Goose: Jamal the Goose
Pirate: Tony
A hot girl: this is stupid
If there was a song to be written about you, what would it be titled: Apparently, they're called "Pride", "Pep Rally Cap", "Mite Bear", "Meant to Be", and "Leigh Loves Mike"
How many kids do you want, and what would you name them: the bare minimum is 3, but i'd like to shoot for at least 5. i really don't think about names all that much but i think Madeline is cute for a girl. and maybe Thor for a boy. maybe not.
What would you name a ship you built: The Sinker
If you wrote a book, what would it be called: "Read This Or Die". actually, i started working on one awhile ago and it's called "Plan C".
HAVE Y0U EVER...
Thrown up in public: yes, right after being kicked out of the bars
Had a rip in your pants that you didn't know about: no, i totally knew about it and it was embarassing as all hell
Tripped while checking someone out: no
Had to pay for something you broke: no
Nearly drowned: when i was 12 i was in the ocean and i started making my way back to shore when this wave came out of nowhere from behind me and pushed me down so i was laying flat against the bottom of the ocean floor and when i tried to get up, the water forced me backwards and i thought i was going to die. but i didn't, so yay! and p.s. oceans suck.
Passed out: yes, the same night as the "thrown up in public" answer
Had a crush on somebody NOT single: those are the best because it's more of a challenge to get them to break up just for my own personal enjoyment. i'm kidding?
Been stuck in the rain: yes. and it's awesome.
Been attacked by an animal: my old dog Magic was literally a bitch and a half and the day before picture day in 9th grade i bent down to pick her up and the little fucker jumped up and latched herself onto my nose via her teeth and left me with a swollen nose and a scar.
Fallen asleep while driving: no, but Jami did when i was with her and we almost slammed into an 18 wheeler.
Caught people having sex: no
Felt attracted to someone of the same sex: no
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I once had a dream I was kissing: Benji
I'm only racist towards: no one
I don't even know why I'm: contemplating buying another winter coat when i already own 10 and i'm moving to California
Nothing sucks more than: people who you thought you could depend on letting you down. oh yeh and not being able to afford LAMBs.
If I had six bucks I'd buy: a chicken strip salad
It's hot, I should take off my: pants and jacket
It's always more fun if: you look hot while doing it
You can't eat steak without: dead cow meat
You better shut up before I: kick you in the motherfucking mouth, beotch
WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 iF...
A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass: probably what i did when a dirty old guy at the airport complimented me on my earrings and eyeshadow; pretend i don't hear him and decline his offer to be flying buddies.
You witness somebody about to steal your car: stand there and be sad (i'm not about to get killed)
You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class: blame it on the teacher
The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes: tell them "payback is a bitch" and later give them AIDS
A genie let's you have three wishes: 1) successful band 2) be healthy and happy 3) not be afraid of commitment anymore
The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized: Illegal: wearing stone washed black denim unless your name is Napoleon Dynamite. Legal: not paying for whatever you want wherever you want it.
Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables: tell her her husband is one ugly looking man-weasel. and then offer her cake.
You had a time machine: go back to 1998, when everything started getting crazy and do a lot of things (relationship-wise) different
FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted: no idea but i think it would combine bowling, chinese food, rocknroll makeovers and dogs
W0ULD Y0U RATHER...
Find the cure for cancer, or find the cure for aids: why not just do both?
Have the power to fly, or have the power to teleport: teleport because i don't drive so it would come in handy
Power to see the future or record your dreams: see the future
Be really skinny, or really fat: skinny
Lost in a forest or stuck in a box: forest i guess...
Be in a drama movie or a comedy: drama. most comedies are stupid.
Be in a hip hop video or a rock video: rock your bitch up
Birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29: 2/29
Live in a sewer or in Afghanistan: the dream scenario would be a sewer IN Afghanistan
Be in a mental institution or in a penetentiary: mental institution
Be a ninja or a pirate: pirate. i like the bling.
WHAT'S THE FiRST THiNG THAT C0MES T0 MiND...
Courage: under fire
Driver: 's ed
Yoga: mat
Bakery: rolls
Roach: spray
Mushroom: head
Sprung: bed
Exotic: sex
Pythagorean: Egypt
ACC0RDiNG T0 YOU...
Girls are nothing but drama: the ones that are i don't even associate with
Only idiots watch The Simpsons: yes
Kentucky is way better than Cali: oh hells no
There's nothing wrong with stealing: that's bad
Alcohol is the answer to everything: not even close
You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon: i think it might help a little
Your car sucks: my invisible make-believe car rules all