Another meme from galeforcehero

[perfect_shoes]

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves

Comments

[galeforcehero]

You think I'm lovely.

In half of these questions, you're being deliberately obtuse. Don't think I don't notice.

Your best quality is your voice, if you ask me. By far.

[perfect_shoes]

I also said you were irritating. But you are lovely, Dorothy!

And I've no idea what you're talking about.

My voice is rather nice, isn't it?

[galeforcehero]

Irritating is as irritating does. Youuu think I'm loooooovely.

Sure you don't. I'll never buy that in a million years, you know.

Well, it's pretty clearly better than your charm, charisma, style or brilliance. Not to mention your humility.

[perfect_shoes]

... Dorothy, are you drunk?

I answered all the important questions, I don't see your problem.

Well, thank you.

I suppose.

[galeforcehero]

Maybe! What's it to you?

It's deception, which is almost as bad as lying. I hate liars.

You're very welcome. Normally I wouldn't compliment you, on account of your ego being massive enough as it is, but youuuuu think I'm loooooovely.

[perfect_shoes]

It's not deception or lying! Nothing I said was false.

Thank you again, and yes, you are. Perhaps you should go to bed...

[galeforcehero]

No, but your intent was to make people believe something other than the truth, which is that you've got a head full of hot air, and I don't like it when people blow smoke up my skirt.

If I do, will you come with me?

...

I'm kidding, by the way.

[perfect_shoes]

My intent was no such thing. You gave me questions, I answered them. More or less. If you think I'm being deceptive, then why don't you tell me the questions you think I should have answered properly?

And I presumed you were.

[galeforcehero]

For one, you avoided the half-empty half-full glass question, and that raises all kinds of questions on its own.

You immediately assume I wouldn't want to?

[perfect_shoes]

... What, really? That question? How does that raise questions of its own? I'm not in the mood to be psychologically evaluated. But it's half-full, if you must know.

I immediately assumed you were joking.

[galeforcehero]

Well, now you're just saying that because that's what you think I want to hear.

Again, questions. Hmmmm.

Right, and you assumed that because you thought there was no way I could be serious, even though I said it.

[perfect_shoes]

... What exactly am I supposed to do? When I make an answer, you think I'm trying to be deceptive, when I reply truthfully, you won't believe me.

This is where you're being terribly irritating.

[galeforcehero]

Don't worry, Doctor, I believe you. I'm just teasing.

Don't know if you know this, but it's really fun teasing you.