Whoops, genocide.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I turned handysparehand in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ambitious_woman's purse (30 points). In June I gave aces_are_rare a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday justcrizz and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, savagestime (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
perfect_shoes
[OOC: It's really just the last one that kills me. Pun intended. -1 points.]