April Foolish Fools Event For Fools

[perfect_karma]

What is this foolishness?

Explain yourselves immediately.

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Have a second Scruffy

[paycutdetective]

It wasn't me this time, Ms. von Karma, sir!

[perfect_karma]

Scruffy, I already told you to come here at once. What are you waiting for?

[paycutdetective]

*if he was smart he'd just act like she really did but-*

But... you haven't told me to do anything today, sir. I think?

[perfect_karma]

Pay attention, Scruffy! Now, get down here at once!

[paycutdetective]

Right away, Ms. von Karma, sir!

...

Where is 'here', sir?

[perfect_karma]

Mitchell Road. Further delays, and your paycheck will be whipped to shreds.

1/2

[paycutdetective]

I-I'm on my way, sir!

...

2/2

[paycutdetective]

... Mitchell Road? Do we have a Mitchell Road, sir?

[perfect_karma]

Can't you read street signs, you incompetent fool?

[paycutdetective]

O-of course I can, sir!

... but where's Mitchell Road from the police station?

[perfect_karma]

...You're there?

Why, only a few blocks, Detective. I'm giving you thirty seconds, so run.

[paycutdetective]

...

... *this is getting too weird even for Gumshoe*

Are you okay, Ms. von Karma, sir? Even I'd know if there was a Mitchell road that close to the precinct.

[perfect_karma]

The precinct? You mean to say you are not in Mayfield?

[paycutdetective]

*is this a trick question that's going to get him whipped?*

... I guess so?

[perfect_karma]

You foolish imbecile of a fool! Why didn't you say so in the first place?

[paycutdetective]

You... didn't ask, Ms. von Karma, sir...