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[perfect_karma]

Well, I see the advice I've received regarding returning favors was not incorrect.

In light of this, will the following persons please report to the area outside 1449 Mitchell Road this evening by 6 pm?

'Prussia'
'Russia'
'Scout'
Klavier Gavin
Kaito Kuroba
Phoenix Wright
Miles Edgeworth
Whatever fool deemed it appropriate to place me as Miles

Comments

[dispenserplz]

... Uh...

How 'bout no?

[perfect_karma]

Then I shall come find you myself. It will not be difficult.

[dispenserplz]

What the hell d'ya want?

[perfect_karma]

I wish to express some feelings for which I have not had the proper outlet.

[dispenserplz]

Yeah? They gonna involve ya tryin' ta smack the shit outta me?

[perfect_karma]

Not exactly.

[dispenserplz]

... Fine, I'll be there.

[perfect_karma]

[She'll be there too, around 6, her whip in hand. Well, she's not going to smack him.]

[dispenserplz]

[SOME HOURS LATER

there he is]

[perfect_karma]

[whips]

[dispenserplz]

[JUMPS BACK]

THE HELL'S YA PROBLEM?!

[perfect_karma]

[Goes forward and tries again!]

You are the problem, Mr. Scout! You are a fool, and as we have been forced to associate, I must insist you cease your foolish antics!

[dispenserplz]

[keeps backing away]

'EY, wait a freakin' sec-- KNOCK IT OFF!

[perfect_karma]

Not until you've been suitably punished!

[whips again >:o]

[dispenserplz]

F' WHAT?!?!

[TRYING TO SHIELD HIMSELF]

[perfect_karma]

The extent of your foolishness has reached the point that you are a burden on society, Mr. Scout!

[I think you get the drill]