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[perfect_karma]

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???

Who is this fool of a man, and why was I taken to his house? And where are my personal effects and my whip?

If I do not receive an explanation for this foolishness immediately, there will be serious repercussions.

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[hisironcross]

Make a guess! There's no official meaning to this that we know of.

[perfect_karma]

What is your name?

[hisironcross]

I am the awesome Prussia.

[perfect_karma]

I see.

I wished to know so that I could better recall who it is here who provides completely worthless information, so that in the future, I could better discount time-wasting fools.

For your information, your identity is nothing to be proud of, so please do not subject me to your boasting or foolish nicknames.

[hisironcross]

That depends on your definition of what useful information is and the topic. I'm the best when it comes to plenty of matters!

That's what you say now, but you'll see the true extent of my awesomeness sooner or later.

[perfect_karma]

Considering the evidence that every statement you make only adds to my overall understanding of your worthlessness, then yes, it seems I'll see the true extent of your so-called 'awesomeness' quite soon indeed.

However, while I'm certain I would enjoy causing you physical pain in return for having to endure speaking to you, I am preoccupied with more important matters. If you continue to speak to me later on, I will remedy this.

[hisironcross]

You'll see that you were wrong in assuming that I'm worthless when I'm far from it. My awesomeness will leave you stunned! Speechless! There's nothing greater than me!

Hey, hey, what more important matters?

[perfect_karma]

Speaking to any person who is more informed regarding my current situation, Mr. Prussia.

[hisironcross]

If you're talking about your sudden arrival, we've all gone through that much and have the information you want. Including the amazing me, of course.

[perfect_karma]

Experience is of no benefit to a person without the mental capacity to process any useful insights from it.

[hisironcross]

Hm . . . Then ask something about this damn town! I'll give you a suitable answer for it.

[perfect_karma]

Please tell me what you know about the authorities in charge, particularly Police Chief Grady and his superiors.

[hisironcross]

Grady's that bastard of a police chief who follows his job to the letter! Do something he disapproves of, and you'll be brainwashed for the next few hours. Usually, anyway. Lately some of the inhabitants have been behaving like drones for days on end. The bastard conveniently makes himself available during some events, or at least he did last time when he was completely useless to us and going on about Westport.

All that police chief talks about is one mayor, and the guy's never shown his face in town. Grady goes off spouting his title everywhere when we don't even know what the damn mayor looks like. As far as we're concerned, the lackies does the work. With one time being the exception, along with those letters that are the only good things about this damn town.

Then there's that milkman, who just delivers drinks, regular or dangerous.

[perfect_karma]

And what exactly is this 'letter' that he follows? Is there any clear system of laws in place? Information I received indicates the police here have no interest in detaining potentially dangerous criminals, so I somehow doubt he follows anything to the 'letter' if he operates solely on whims and approval. The distinction is crucial, Mr. Prussia. Can you understand that?

If I follow you, the letters you refer to are those that allow us to regain our stolen possessions? How does one go about obtaining one of these letters? I would very much like to recover my means of dealing with fools such as yourself.

I presume by dangerous, you are referring to some sort of poison rather than health violations?

[hisironcross]

From the looks of it it's mostly on keeping the people in line and being certain that we don't do anything stupid. Otherwise he's useless for the usual police work. Bastard can dodge, though. Of course I understand!

Those are theones. You don't go about obtaining them, they're sent to you -- often after something happens.

It's not always poison! Someone had razors in theirs, others blood, and a bunch of other hazards.

[perfect_karma]

What type of events generally precede the receipt of letters, and does behavior during such events appear to have any correlation?

When you say he can 'dodge,' do you mean you have witnessed an attempt to engage him physically?