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Oct 20, 2008 22:03

Where am I and what impudent fool took my whip?

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mr_computer October 20 2008, 23:01:10 UTC
Good morning, Citizen Franziska-R-PWA-1!

Welcome to Alpha Complex!

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perfect_karma October 20 2008, 23:02:53 UTC
Hmph. Good morning.

Are you the foolish computer who is responsible for taking my whip?

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mr_computer October 20 2008, 23:06:55 UTC
TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN FRANZISKA-R-PWA-1: Criticizing The Computer

Your Treason Points have increased.

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perfect_karma October 20 2008, 23:18:14 UTC
It was not a criticism; it was simply a question as to whether you were the computer I was informed was responsible for confiscating my property, and if so, I would like to be informed as to your reasoning.

Furthermore, please explain exactly what 'treason points' are, and how I have accumulated them. As a von Karma and a prosecutor, I am by definition law-abiding, and therefore cannot be said to have engaged in treason.

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mr_computer October 20 2008, 23:24:29 UTC
The criticism detected was in the word "foolish."

Treason Points are an innovative way to record levels of treasonous activity in Citizens, and then accordingly root out traitors and deal with them accordingly.

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perfect_karma October 20 2008, 23:31:14 UTC
I see.

In which case, I should say that, having never met you, I would have had no basis upon which to base my criticism 'foolish' except for the description given to me by the person I had previously spoken with.

Therefore, all treasonous criticism of the computer on my part was in fact treason on his part by implying that you were a fool.

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mr_computer October 20 2008, 23:32:21 UTC
Can you give me the name of the Citizen who gave you this treasonous information?

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perfect_karma October 20 2008, 23:34:47 UTC
I have requested that he inform me of his name and occupation and will give you this information as soon as I have it.

However, as a von Karma, I am always prepared for a case. Therefore, I can say the perpetrator in question was wearing a foolish metal suit.

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mr_computer October 20 2008, 23:36:48 UTC
Thank you for your cooperation, Citizen! Please report the name of the offending Citizen as soon as you have obtained it.

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perfect_karma October 20 2008, 23:38:11 UTC
Ah, I can now inform you that this fool was HK-47, Glee Quota Adjutant.

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