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SOUTH SIDE IRISH PARADE 05!!!!
fuckin awesome. so many people there. so much beer. the highlight of that day was meeting jesus. yes, that's right. i.met.jesus.
kristoff allison and myself were sitting on some corner minding our own bussiness when this akwardly hot guy pops his head between mine and allisons and nearly made me shit my pants and he's like to me "yourrrrr a very veryyy cute girl" and jumps up right away, grabs me and kisses me while one of his friends took a picture and im just standing there like what.the.fuck. and these guys were so unbelievably loud and the guy who kissed me keeps proclaiming to all of us that he's, in fact, jesus. lmao. and one of the guys goes up real close to me and hes like "did he touch you in any unappropriate way?" and before i could answer hes like "jesus is a registered sex offender!!" ohhhhhh man. i guess i was 'blessed' as one of those weirdos put it.lol the best part i saved for last...
kristin: "are you irish?"
jesus: *polock accent* "no im hundred percent polish"
kristin: "oh. did you JUST move to america?"
jesus: "kindof. 12 years ago."
Today heather came over stoned and confessed her undying love for me. what can i say, ima pimp.
fuckin awesome. so many people there. so much beer. the highlight of that day was meeting jesus. yes, that's right. i.met.jesus.
kristoff allison and myself were sitting on some corner minding our own bussiness when this akwardly hot guy pops his head between mine and allisons and nearly made me shit my pants and he's like to me "yourrrrr a very veryyy cute girl" and jumps up right away, grabs me and kisses me while one of his friends took a picture and im just standing there like what.the.fuck. and these guys were so unbelievably loud and the guy who kissed me keeps proclaiming to all of us that he's, in fact, jesus. lmao. and one of the guys goes up real close to me and hes like "did he touch you in any unappropriate way?" and before i could answer hes like "jesus is a registered sex offender!!" ohhhhhh man. i guess i was 'blessed' as one of those weirdos put it.lol the best part i saved for last...
kristin: "are you irish?"
jesus: *polock accent* "no im hundred percent polish"
kristin: "oh. did you JUST move to america?"
jesus: "kindof. 12 years ago."
Today heather came over stoned and confessed her undying love for me. what can i say, ima pimp.