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Caption This! (Sorry it isnt a more serious post, I'm dried up of inspiration!)

Aug 09, 2013 12:56

I made this out of sheer boredom. Yes that is my store! What are they discussing? I bet they like my international isle with everything from Tandoori paste to Cow Ghee...

Come on now, everyone has to play! I want LOTS of caption ideas this time, not just one!

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pollyandr3 August 10 2013, 18:18:00 UTC

Well then you have never been to my store! I may be a bit biased to say this, because I work there, but I am very proud to say that at MY Neighborhood Market, the shelves are ALWAYS stocked, the isles are ALWAYS clean, and all the associates are super nice and helpful. I know a lot of other Walmarts are disappointing, but not mine! I always get good compliments from customers, and we get a lot of return customers because our store is so nice. You would be impressed!

eglantine_br August 9 2013, 22:37:35 UTC

When I go shopping I sometimes imagine different people with me-- I think they would be pretty astonished by the grocery store.

I am not a big Walmart person-- but the convenience and sheer variety would stun them, I'm sure.

pollyandr3 August 11 2013, 17:43:03 UTC

My store would impress them... and you! They have European stuff, and the people who live in that area who are from England or Sweden or wherever love shopping there, because of our International products that you just cant get anywhere else! I like working there, which is surprising. Most people loathe working at Walmart.. not me!

renaiya880727 August 10 2013, 04:56:28 UTC

Jack: So, Stephen, what kept you in Sporting Goods so long?
Stephen: Looking for a hurling bat, of course. What kept you in the Family Planning aisle?
Jack:...do I really need to answer that?

pollyandr3 August 10 2013, 18:18:51 UTC

SORRY we don't have a sporting goods here. Mostly groceries, but I don't need to be splitting hairs...

pollyandr3 August 10 2013, 18:19:24 UTC

We have one little section in one little isle with camping gear?

renaiya880727 August 10 2013, 23:11:47 UTC

Our Wal-Mart is HUGE. It's a supercenter, and we have the whole back corner of the store with sporting, camping, fishing and recreational stuff. It seemed to me the kind of place Stephen would go, for naturalizing equipment. And he'd probably be disappointed that there was nothing for Irish sports.

Thread 5

rifleman_s August 10 2013, 20:17:13 UTC

Jack: "What a fascinating, modern world we live in Stephen - rows and rows of food; now the mids won't have to rely on rats!"

Stephen: "And I checked all the bread carefully - not a weevil in sight!"

pollyandr3 August 11 2013, 17:38:41 UTC

Oh that was delightful, Rifleman_s! I laughed out loud-indeed! I had rather a rough night at work last night. Stupid rich yuppy-ass bitches blaming ME for a computer's problems..it is like blaming the cox'n for the boat's breaking or whatever... Anyway I took It rather hard and vented on the way home. I am all set to rights now,, after a good night's rest and a good bathe. Thanks so much for the captions! I loved it!

rifleman_s August 11 2013, 20:29:16 UTC

Mmmm, we can all do without days like that . . .

Glad to give you a smile, though! You can always count on Jack and Stephen to lift the spirits!

*hugs*

pollyandr3 August 12 2013, 19:08:22 UTC

Thank you. I find, in this life, I get my smiles wherever I can! Thanks! *hugs*