Advent Calendar Day 11
So sorry for the delay!
Here's my own silly contribution.
On the first day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
A perfect duet on the sea!
On the second day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the third day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Eleven brand-new cellos,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Twelve stupid sayings,
Eleven brand-new cellos,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
...and a perfect duet on the sea!
Jack must have been feeling particularly generous this year!
Here's my own silly contribution.
On the first day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
A perfect duet on the sea!
On the second day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the third day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Eleven brand-new cellos,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
and a perfect duet on the sea!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my captain gave to me,
Twelve stupid sayings,
Eleven brand-new cellos,
Ten beetles crawling,
Nine cormorants swimming,
Eight laudanum bottles,
Seven sloops a-sailing,
Six mids a-wailing,
FIVE DROWNED BABIES!
Four teratomas,
three debauched sloths,
two blue-footed boobies,
...and a perfect duet on the sea!
Jack must have been feeling particularly generous this year!