Master and Commander: A parody script

[sahari]

Was inspired this morning and whipped this puppy up in a few hours. Contains spoilers for the movie, swearing, slash references and intimations of pederasty.

Comments

[aetherisch]

LOL ! Thankyou, that made me laugh :)

[chikkiboo]

HA

[sahari]

I know it isn't very PC, but Blakeney/Stephen moments just make me think bad thoughts. :) He's so cute...

S

[ann_septimus]

*hyperventilates with laughter*

Hollom: I just wanted to fondle this cannonball and tell you that you've been really nice to me.
Blakeney: ...okay...

Stephen (winking broadly): Well, the French have spies, just like we do.
Audience who have read the books: Ooh, subtle acknowledgement!
Audience who have not read the books: (oblivious)

This is brilliant. Thank you. Definitely made my day!

[sahari]

I added the "French spies" section later when I was editing. Glad you liked it!

S

[teza]

Oh, Blakeney. He's so CUTE. *grabs him, stuffs him a pocket*

On the deck of the Surprise. The mass funeral for the dead.
Jack: And someone we don't know, and another sailor we could care less about, and (chokes) Calamy.
Audience: Waah!
Blakeney: Waah!
Teza: Waah!

Q.Q

I feel the need to watch MaC again, with this at my side. XD Brilliant.

[sahari]

If you do, let me know what I might have missed. I did this off my memory, so there might be some problems with scene order, or some scenes might not have made it. :)

S