I have an aquarium. black mollies, guppies, and a couple utility catfish. it is kinda a running joke in our house that whenever we buy 3 catfish, two of them go on vacation and 1 stays around for like 2 years. we never find the bodies.
but then again, sometimes they just do a really good job of hiding. We have one catfish that went missing for like 2 weeks before returning from what we thought was a permanent vacation. Well, he was missing for over 2 months, until tonight he showed up with a travel photobook.
I leave you with a new old favorite comic strip. This one's for you, toast.