And everybody says I'm such a disagreeable man
Things that irritate me. In no particular order.
-- People who say "expresso".
-- People who say "alternate" when they mean "alternative". Especially academic people who use it when it has alternative (ahem) meanings in a vital e-mail. Cretins.
-- The automatic correct option on Microsoft products which "corrects" all lower case i's to capital I's, because obviously all languages are like English.
-- Loose Women. (Note the capitals.)
-- "Superwall".
-- The "puns" on Cash in the Attic &c.
-- The fact that I sometimes watch Cash in the Attic &c.
-- egg_shaped_fred
On no related note, this, from (originally) the musical Avenue Q, is quite amusing, in a reeeally low-brow way. My girlfriend's college year just performed it in their annual musical theatre revue...
-- People who say "expresso".
-- People who say "alternate" when they mean "alternative". Especially academic people who use it when it has alternative (ahem) meanings in a vital e-mail. Cretins.
-- The automatic correct option on Microsoft products which "corrects" all lower case i's to capital I's, because obviously all languages are like English.
-- Loose Women. (Note the capitals.)
-- "Superwall".
-- The "puns" on Cash in the Attic &c.
-- The fact that I sometimes watch Cash in the Attic &c.
-- egg_shaped_fred
On no related note, this, from (originally) the musical Avenue Q, is quite amusing, in a reeeally low-brow way. My girlfriend's college year just performed it in their annual musical theatre revue...