not the first thing I wanted to see when I got online...

Oct 10, 2005 14:12

Wallace and Gromit's history up in smoke.

Nick Park and Aardman are being very mature and calm about it, saying that it's nothing compared to the Pakistan earthquake. What a contrast from bloody Saatchi and the "BritArt Ground Zero". Tracey Emin STILL hasn't stopped moaning.

And I was going to post this interesting meme in which you pretend your mp3 player is a fortune teller.


Instructions:
Take your mp3 player. Put it on shuffle mode. The first song is the answer to the first question. The second song to the second question, and so on.

What do you think of me? Bonnie Pink - Last Kiss
I think you were crying/ This is where it ends/ I won't forget the last kiss
Tragic romance and melodramatic guitars. Spot on ^_^

Will I have a happy life? Petits Chanteurs de St Marc - Vois Sur Ton Chemin
Look to your path/ Children lost, forgotten/ Give them a hand/ To lead them to other tomorrows
Wow. Not only an answer, but an instruction.

What do my friends really think of me? Clannad - Dealramh Go Deo
Oh, very funny. Very mysterious. Um...any of you speak Gaelic?

Do people secretly lust after me? Bump of Chicken - Kanojo to Hoshi no Isu
She and the Chair of Stars? Interesting...and rather flattering. Now if only I could find the lyrics.

How can I make myself happy? Dave Pirner - Tube of Wonderful
I like that. No words to this one, but the title says everything, doesn't it? Rather literal reference to art, I thought.

What should I do with my life? Emiliana Torrini - Lifesaver
And it's funny how it seems you're doing things/ And it's funny how you find your peace of mind/ Lifesaver I'm cancelling our date/ Lifesaver, it's time you had a break
.................does this look like it bodes well?

Why must life be so full of pain? New Order - Hurt
Give me, give me, give me/ It's a time we love to hate/ I can give you
Okay, now it's just doing this on purpose. XD Well, I suppose I should be grateful it wasn't Nine Inch Nails' Hurt instead.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Jorane - Blue Planet
There was a building in ancient times where abandoned children would wait to be claimed/ If no one came within five days those boys and girls would be sold as slaves
oO;;;;;;;;;;;

Will I ever have children? Tori Amos - Original Sinsuality
Original sin no I don't think so/ Original sinsuality/ Original sin no it should be/ Original sinsuality
What does this MEAN??? *handstapleforehead* It's a funny answer, anyway. And if I ever do have kids they will hear a lot of Tori Amos.
The first thing that turned up was actually comedian Bill Hicks talking about how funny it is that the wrong drugs are legal and how he lay in a field, zonked on mushrooms, and realised how much he loved everything. I clicked the skip button because it's not technically a song, but it may be an interesting alternative message. Hark at me taking this seriously. :P

Will I die happy? The Clash - Clampdown
The voices in your head are calling/ Stop wasting your time, there's nothing coming/ Only a fool would think someone could save you
Eek. Morbid, aren't we? XD

Can you give me some advice? Sun Yanzi - Love Diploma
Oh, perfect, thank you. Now if only I could understand Mandarin. =_= Pretty song though, all soft and love ballad-y.

What do you think happiness is? Utada Hikaru - Automatic (Johnny Vicious Remix)
When I hear your voice, it's automatic, sun will shine
Well, what do you know. My computer is a hopeless romantic. I knew there was a reason I called it The Princess. XD

What's my favorite fetish? Joe Hisaishi - The Courageous Cavalry (Howl's Moving Castle BGM)
Ahh yes, men in uniform. That may do very well. ^_~
Another skipped track, as the first was a recording of ocean waves. But that might be an answer as well, yes?

Now to do something constructive.

artsy, animation, news, meme

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