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[perditionimpala]

Dammit why the hell am I doing this?  I'm not a frigging girl like Sammy but okay, whatever, I've got nothing better today.  Ain't that a crying shame?  Anyway, the name's Dean Winchester owner of Winchester Autos so if your car needs work then you can bring her to me [yes, a car is always a lady, your lady] but I reserve the right to laugh if you

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[sheepinwolfskin]

Oh wow! I applied to your garage earlier today! I hope you like my application!

Ah, I'm Tobias - Tobias Ashbury! Nice to erm... meet you! :D

[perditionimpala]

Uh yeah, I saw it. It was very...uh good? I'm not good at this stuff but yeah, I think I was impressed by it.

It's nice to meet you over cyberspace too Tobias, even if that's one hell of a name.

[sheepinwolfskin]

It was good? I'm glad!

One hell of a name? I don't think it's that strange...

[perditionimpala]

Wow, you're perky aren't you?

Tobias Ashbury. Sounds like something out of Wuthering Heights or Pride and Prejudice.

[sheepinwolfskin]

Shouldn't I be...?

Does it? Haha, I don't think it does!

[perditionimpala]

Eh, I'm used to Sammy. He's a gassy, grumpy bitch.

I'm used to old fashioned solid names - Dean, Sam, John, Bobby; that deal.

[sheepinwolfskin]

I see. So it's alright for me to be er 'perky' then?

Well, those are good names too!

[perditionimpala]

So long as I can have perky nipples.

[sheepinwolfskin]

S-sorry?!

[perditionimpala]

Part of my charm.

[sheepinwolfskin]

Perky nipples are part of your charm?

[perditionimpala]

I know how many parts of the female body work but not the brain so I have no clue why they love them but I'm damn glad they do.

[sheepinwolfskin]

I... see. Uhm, well... I think my pasta is burning! It was nice talking to you!

[perditionimpala]

You too kid, I'll get back to you on that application.