a little play
taco stand
robert: are you going to walk on fire with me?
me: no!
robert: why not?
me (very low): because i rip my toenails out and i don't want anyone to see my freak feet.
robert: and WHY DO YOU RIP YOUR TOENAILS OUT?!
guy working register smirks.
me(still low): why do you have to embarrass me in public.
guy at register: it's cool...i've seen much more embarrassing things than ugly toenails.
robert: they're not ugly, they're just not there.
oh my god.
well, it got dark out so i walked on fire. now my feet are black and smell kinda weird.
robert: are you going to walk on fire with me?
me: no!
robert: why not?
me (very low): because i rip my toenails out and i don't want anyone to see my freak feet.
robert: and WHY DO YOU RIP YOUR TOENAILS OUT?!
guy working register smirks.
me(still low): why do you have to embarrass me in public.
guy at register: it's cool...i've seen much more embarrassing things than ugly toenails.
robert: they're not ugly, they're just not there.
oh my god.
well, it got dark out so i walked on fire. now my feet are black and smell kinda weird.