time for a mini me
i tried to get zoe to be me for a little while, so i could take a vacation. here's how it went:
perditapuss0: zoe, i have this sweet as shit idea
zoe: what what??
perditapuss0: you should totally come to uga and be me for a week or so
perditapuss0: starting with today's homnework
zoe: hahaha. hmmmm. should i feel used?
perditapuss0: of course not! this is the chance of a lifetime!
perditapuss0: i'm offering you the college experience, firsthand
zoe: well, while that is very sweet of you, i think i will have to decline. Though i would love to drive up to athens to see you...
and here's how it should have happened:
perditapuss0: hey zoe, i have the sweetest fucking idea
zoe: ok alicia, wtf is it mate?
perditapuss0: we should totally switch places, because i know how much you miss doing homework!
zoe: sounds sweet as shit, when can we get this shit started?
perditapuss0: right fucking now!
on another note, or in other news, or on the other hand: cora is trying to get me to sleep with our neighbors so we can use their vaccuum cleaner.
perditapuss0: zoe, i have this sweet as shit idea
zoe: what what??
perditapuss0: you should totally come to uga and be me for a week or so
perditapuss0: starting with today's homnework
zoe: hahaha. hmmmm. should i feel used?
perditapuss0: of course not! this is the chance of a lifetime!
perditapuss0: i'm offering you the college experience, firsthand
zoe: well, while that is very sweet of you, i think i will have to decline. Though i would love to drive up to athens to see you...
and here's how it should have happened:
perditapuss0: hey zoe, i have the sweetest fucking idea
zoe: ok alicia, wtf is it mate?
perditapuss0: we should totally switch places, because i know how much you miss doing homework!
zoe: sounds sweet as shit, when can we get this shit started?
perditapuss0: right fucking now!
on another note, or in other news, or on the other hand: cora is trying to get me to sleep with our neighbors so we can use their vaccuum cleaner.