My letter to Cthulhu
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In April, I exposed fellmama to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon doublepolaroid (65 points). In June, I fed aspend to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In December, I recruited superquail as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (455 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
perdita_dream
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