ladeeda

[percypopervy]

So yeah...I finished finals on Friday but I'm sticking around. And everyone I know has finals through at least tomorrow...so I'm pretty damn bored. Oh well. It's better than being stressed that's for sure. But I'm really quite bummed that the year's over. Partially cuz it's really freaky that I'm already done with my freshman year of college; it went by so fast! Partially cuz i'm really sad cuz one of my friends is transferring. Partially because I won't see most of my friends for like 3 and a half months...that's almost the length of a semester! It's particularly weird cuz I'm used to seeing them almost every day. And I'm bad at keeping in touch with people. Again, oh well. But I'm definitely also not looking forward to having to pack up all my shit and move out. And then move it again when Phil changes apartments. Tho I am excited because I get to live with Phil for like a month and a half; I hope it works! No, I'm sure it'll work.

Anyways, I mostly started making this post to share something mildly amusing with y'all.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lisa!

1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about lisa!
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled lisa!
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating lisa from each salad served in first class.
4. It's bad luck for a flag to touch lisa!
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten lisa!
6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of lisa orbiting the Earth.
7. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only lisa.
8. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after lisa!
9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by lisa.
10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as lisa!