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[percyneedsalife]

I'm afraid Malfoy really did make the Cannons. Claiborne stopped into the shop for something I can't disclose, so I asked and Malfoy's telling the truth. Said he turned them down, too. Thought the world turned upside down, but I reckon we'll all have to deal with this eighth wonder of the world. I might have to get counselling to adjust. Sorry

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[potterstinks]

Why would I even need to lie? Everyone already knows what a great Seeker I am. It's not as though this comes as a surprise.

[percyneedsalife]

I think the more important thing to wonder here is what you're doing up at five in the morning. Can't be prefect's duty!

[potterstinks]

Why are you? You certainly must not be planning to bathe.

[percyneedsalife]

Brewing lacewings! Avoiding the question, eh? Curious, curious.

[potterstinks]

It just so happens that I've just woken up, if you must know. Now that I've seen what sort of riff-raff are awake at this hour, I shall return to bed.

[percyneedsalife]

But you haven't told me how much you paid to get on the Cannons!

[potterstinks]

I DIDN'T PAY ANYTHING TO GET ON YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR A QUIDDITCH TEAM. GO AHEAD AND ASK CLAIBORNE YOURSELF, YOU FOETID SACK OF SULPHUR.

[percyneedsalife]

Testy, testy! By the way, what do you know about this Evan Landgreen?

[potterstinks]

Word has it that he rapes redheaded witches and ditches their bodies in hedges.

[percyneedsalife]

That's not even funny, Malfoy.

[potterstinks]

I've also heard he enjoys beating girls with their own broomsticks, but you didn't hear it from me.

[percyneedsalife]

You'd better stay away from him, then, shouldn't you?

[potterstinks]

I'd deign to respond, but I'm afraid I've already used up my quota of time spent with the contagious today.