amusing horoscopes
this made me giggle.
my horoscope:
sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Consider yourself warned: There are some people who will assume that just because you're dressed as a cheap crack whore this Halloween, you want to be treated as such. So be prepared to point out the line between fantasy and reality. And practice saying the word no . . . and meaning it.
j's horoscope:
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
That hot-hot-hot-hottie at the Halloween party may not be showing their true colors. Remember, the sluttier their costume, the more likely they are to be a total vanilla prude the rest of the year.
(scopes courtesy of em and lo.)
my horoscope:
sagittarius (Nov. 23rd-Dec. 21st)
Consider yourself warned: There are some people who will assume that just because you're dressed as a cheap crack whore this Halloween, you want to be treated as such. So be prepared to point out the line between fantasy and reality. And practice saying the word no . . . and meaning it.
j's horoscope:
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
That hot-hot-hot-hottie at the Halloween party may not be showing their true colors. Remember, the sluttier their costume, the more likely they are to be a total vanilla prude the rest of the year.
(scopes courtesy of em and lo.)