because I needed a break
Since my online homework won't open, I was searching the web and found this, which I find fairly amusing.
It's a boyfriend pillow! Marketed to the lonely, the comfort of someone's arm can be yours for just $80! Pretty amazing, hugh?
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. So, everyone protect yourselves by destroying your pens.
oh, and this, which is exactly what I remember from high school, except without the "ow" or "hey" from someone being hit in the eye by something:
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
(percussionists perspective) Oh, say can you BOOM, CRASH
By the dawn’s early BOOM, CRASH
What so proudly we BOOM, CRASH
At the twilight’s last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright BOOM, CRASH
Through the perilous BOOM,CRASH
O’er the ramparts we BOOM, CRASH
Were so gallantly streaming? 3 & 1...2...3...
2...2...3...
3...2...3...
4...2...3...
5...2...3...
6...2...3...
7...2...3...
8...2...Oh, BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
and now I go back to my homework.