A letter
To the family in the H2 that followed me throughout most of Allentown,
Now I understand the need to be "trendy" or "cool", but does one honestly need a gigantic freakin Hummer in downtown Allentown? Hummers are modeled after the real thing that the military uses. Why would you need an imitation military vehicle? Are you scared Al Queda's going to bomb Allentown? I'm sure on their list of places to get rid of, Allentown isn't one of them.
How many miles to the gallon do you get? Two? Maybe? Thank for aiding our environment Blake, or Hunter, or whatever the hell trendy name your parents named you!
Dad driving the vehicle- how nice of you to not only dislay your car of compensation but also to have your bleach-blonde-fake-tanned-wearing-nicole-richie-sunglasses trophy wife in the car next to you. Do you possibly think she's with you because of the fact you drive such a car? Or do you give her a platinum express credit card for even more compensation to your obviously tiny penis?
I hope your kids in the backseat grow up to be hippies!
As Sincere As I Can Get,
Sara Morrison or The bitch in the Toyota in front of you
Now I understand the need to be "trendy" or "cool", but does one honestly need a gigantic freakin Hummer in downtown Allentown? Hummers are modeled after the real thing that the military uses. Why would you need an imitation military vehicle? Are you scared Al Queda's going to bomb Allentown? I'm sure on their list of places to get rid of, Allentown isn't one of them.
How many miles to the gallon do you get? Two? Maybe? Thank for aiding our environment Blake, or Hunter, or whatever the hell trendy name your parents named you!
Dad driving the vehicle- how nice of you to not only dislay your car of compensation but also to have your bleach-blonde-fake-tanned-wearing-nicole-richie-sunglasses trophy wife in the car next to you. Do you possibly think she's with you because of the fact you drive such a car? Or do you give her a platinum express credit card for even more compensation to your obviously tiny penis?
I hope your kids in the backseat grow up to be hippies!
As Sincere As I Can Get,
Sara Morrison or The bitch in the Toyota in front of you