Westhaven - Round 3 (M-Su) Tanaka
Last time Kaede "Love Ninja" Tanaka achieved her LTW of woohooing 20 different sims through the power of crystal ball cheating Rose Ninjitsu. She also adopted a young girl to be playmates rivals with her young granddaughter Yuki.
This time...
We start with Yuki practicing her long distance spy skills.
Sharla painting in a very unfortunate looking pajama outfit.
And Kaede sending off her fanboy.
Since I don't want her to get a job and she's permaplat to the skilling hat!
So she too can write cleverly disguised as restaurant guides ninja secret technique handbooks.
Sharla never learns. Well at least Kaede was sleeping alone...
Thank you baby! That will feed the family (who are still dead broke) this week.
So after I realized the game can be cruel and take my elders at any moment and their poverty wasn't helping and the girls could be left trainerless at any moment! GO KAEDE!
SECRET TECHNIQUE OF MOVE IN WITH ME!
Or gossip. Gossiping works too.
Desensitizing young sims every day of their lives...
Dagmar Bertino - Ex-mail lady's stats:
Taurus 6/7/6/5/1 Hobby:Tinker Likes stinky hardworker's as long as they're not overweight. Romance/Family LTW Woohoo 20 Different Sims... THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT ISN'T IT?!
Yay A+!
Desensitizing young children every single day of their lives...
So I found out Miss Dagmar here has all but a handful of points. SHE'S A FONT OF USEFULNESS!
And despite only having one nice point generous with her time.
Do you think she's picked up yet the girls are using her?
No.
No she hasn't. And thus the girls learned how to study.
And Dagmar got a job so that she could use Kaede's town bicycle status friends hook ups and her uber skills to get something good.
What better than a high paying/low friend needing military job? KAEDE COULD GO AT ANY SECOND!
Yuki maxes logic. She's taking the competition for heir very seriously. I wonder if she realizes Kaede could leave it to her lover instead? Oh assassinations in the nearish future?
Kaede working on another how-to ninja guide.
She so obviously has family as her secondary. Also now a Senior Officer.
If they're not shagging they're talking about money. YOU'D THINK THEY'RE FORTUNE SIMS.
Since I don't want to break up the small family and I'm using Dagmar as a piggy bank and glorified placeholder I try to make her hunt her prey in the stores.
Yes Katy-or-are-you-Tiffany? the garden club lady will woohoo with anyone.
So.
How often do you think that sales girl has to deal with stuff like this? It looks like often if that dead, blank stare is any indication.
And then Jan Telleran swoops in.
I think she's forgotten who has the LTW they're working on here!
Dinner of champions.
NOW FOR INTENSE NINJA TRAINING! Courtesy of Dagmar's unlocked job object.
And while Kaede trains Yuki, Dagmar reintroduces Jan will-sleep-with-anyone-for-camera-time Tellerman to the bed. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA a most diabolical of plans!
INTENSE!
Sharla, I don't even remember who that is so... STOP PICKING UP RANDOM ELDERLY MEN AND TRYING TO BEFRIEND THEM. BAD SOCIAL VALUES!
Yes. You're the queen of the Military. Promoted to Commander. OF AWESOME.
So when she moved in Dagmar gained an inconvenient case of amnesia and forgot she'd shagged Mercer. WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
Dagmar stop trying to explain relationships to Yuki, can't you see she's having a hard time keeping her dinner down?
Yuki post maxing out body.
Guess what Dagmar got promoted to?
Why hello there birthday girl.
Super Ninja is super.
RUN SHARLA SHE KNOWS YOU'RE VULNERABLE WHEN YOU TRANSITION!
Post make over Yuki.
Dagmar out prowling. Rawr.
I don't remember who Holly was beating the crap out of, but she was beating the crap out of them. DIVA'S ARE FIERCE! PIRATE DIVA'S WILL EAT YOU JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN.
Oh hey booty call. I mean oddly dressed alien supporter here to drop off literature about how we too can help the alien recolonization program.
Sharla gets her Arts Plaque. You know...I don't think Yuki's gotten a plaque yet...
THIS IS A DEMONSTRATION OF CERTAIN TECHNIQUES USED IN THE ALIEN RECOLONIZATION BROCHURE!
Why Dagmar, whatever are you doing with that cheesecake?
So hardcore she impales herself greeting the headmaster. Yes, the girls got in. Dagmar is a fantastically paid ASTRONAUT. And she's the town bicycle apprentice of the current master.
Gasp! I had no idea that indiscriminately having copious amounts of sex with strange men and then eating an entire cheesecake could result in this!
That's Yuki maxing either Cleaning or no wait, that should be cleaning. She maxed Charisma earlier. SIDE EFFECTS OF SUPER MOO MAY INCLUDE: SKILLING SO FAST YOUR AUNT/SISTER'S TWO MAXED OUT SKILLS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ACHIEVED BY AN ARTHRITIC TURTLE ON DOWNERS.
And here is Yuki taking a break from her insane skilling. She needs three cooking points and all of mechanical and then she'll be maxed out.
STATS!
Yuki - Popularity/Pleasure LTW: 20 Simultaneous Best Friends X_X WHY AREN'T YOU KNOWLEDGE?!
She likes cologne using redheads that are not near-sighted and who happen to be female as she's my first gay sim. :D
Sharla - Knowledge/Pleasure LTW: Adventurer Likes logical overweight people, but not if they possess beards. She's bisexual.
Current heir total:
Sharla - Maxed: Mechanical, Creativity Plaques: Arts School: A+
Yuki - Maxed: Creativity, Body, Logic, Charisma & Cleaning Plaques: None School: A+