Westhaven - Round 2 (F-Su) Graves 2
Last time Mercer got kicked out of his house and started living the Sim bachelor dream in his shack. This time...
So what's her face was trying to elder-nap Mercer...
Then she realized there was a queue.
He's just gonna ignore the fangirls.
Number 12. He's a little pissed at me because he's been blowing crazy heart farts over Robin the vampire, WHO IS HIS BROTHER'S NEW WIFE. No, you can't have her, but here's a slightly different vampire whose name is Jill Livingston which is the greatest vampire last name ever.
Number 13 one of Westhaven's finest.
Number 14 the other of Westhaven's finest. Hey, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT PIZZA DELIVERY?!
This is Valerie.
Who is a college student. Yes, he ran out of Elders and Adults and is most definitely not willing to work with me about exploring men. Ahem Number 15.
A different college student. Number 16.
And 17. At this point I also was covering my eyes. It's one thing if the college student decides they want to shag the old man and takes the lead, but when the old man wants to shag the college student and takes the lead...yes, I know it's a double standard.
Then I remembered this trick. For the woohoo 20 different sims if you sleep with them once "privately" and privately can mean on one of the hobby lots from Freetime 0.o let's not think about that too closely and then you woohoo them "publicly" like say Doc Alan's Hideout or any of the Downtown lots inside the restaurant then it counts as two shags towards your total, even with the same person. So Contessa Jill is also number 18!
With his magic ball bereft of new dates thus halting my rampant cheating and my not wanting to double shag if possible what with all my other cheating. Mercer attempts to interact with people on his own. Friendly, but no shag.
DAGMAR YOU CAN ALWAYS BE COUNTED ON CAN'T YOU? Number 19!
The crystal ball coughed up this cutie as the very last eligible adult/elder. I guess she's a bowling lane employee...say hello to number...
What? Hook up?
THREE WAY FINISH! Yeah he didn't need the double shag from Jill, his last conquest ended up calling in a date. I love it when they do that. So here's 20 and 21. Permaplat achieved!
So after all that, I decided Mercer needed to settle down. And I wasn't going to let a vampire named LIVINGSTON pass up. Plus he kept trying to autonomously call Robin and I am absolutely not letting him seduce his brother's wife. I ALREADY FEEL BAD ABOUT THE COLLEGE STUDENTS.
Ah Mercer sweetie, you might not want to take that out of the mailbox around your date...
Yeah, that's right, just claim it's junk mail from the super hero society or something.
Then distract her. And we have love too! Also 3 bolts! Woo!
Welcome to the family Jill Livingston. I doubt Mercer will marry you since he has a mortal fear of it.
Look timely post move in make over. Now to just actually decorate the shack.
I made Mercer get a job and he was very pissed at me. He wanted to be retired and living the Sim Dream not 60, with a live-in girlfriend and a crappy starter job at a kindergarten.
Awww. Just don't read who it's addressed to too closely Jill and the relationship will last.
Next time. Wacky hijinks. A trip to the mountains to meet an old friend and DRAMA! Also part of this Vampire move-in extravaganza is from my husband pointing out that with a last name like Graves it'd be natural that they'd be obsessed with the undead. It was unintentional the first time and that makes me feel more stupid because I didn't catch the pun.