Westhaven - Round 2 (F-Su) Tanaka
Last time our incredible elderly Love Ninja Kaede shagged her way through a few men and found the time to train her young granddaughter in the fine ninja arts of not pooping herself before the later grew to childhood. She also found the time (and resources) to call in an adoption so that little Yuki wouldn't be alone during her next phase of ninja training.
Wait. Didn't I leave you outside digging holes Kaede?
Oh. Right. Water main.
Luckily drastic side effects from the super moo all that hard ninja training is paying off in Yuki skilling like a beast.
Since Kaede can't take digging one hole before she positively must have a bubble bath. Greatest ninja of all time folks!
Secret Ninja Art Rose Seduction!
Bye Grandmother! Bye handy man!
NOW ADOPTION! WHO COULD IT BE?!
Sharla Ottomas?! I put all the playables as townies and made children into adoptables, but I didn't expect to get an Ottomas infiltrator this early in the challenge. I'm watching you Sharla.
Sharla greets her new Mother and not Father.
So after sending her off to school to follow Yuki I find Remington right in the middle of that action.
Number...9? I didn't do very good record keeping for this part I'll admit it.
Hi Remington! He'll do this after.every.single.woohoo. Sometimes he's stuck here until the school bus comes home.
Speaking of which, hey Sharla has an A+!
She's not sure she wants to go back inside and show this...just in case Kaede is indisposed.
Aw it's okay boo. It was only the second day. Just don't be like that one Night twin and you'll be aces for life.
Hi 10!
KAEDE! You will fulfill that LTW! I've cheated this far, I'm not letting you STOP ME! *twitch*
That's right, show her the hidden ninjitsu.
Yuki is very firmly telling her friends they can't come over. Ever.
So. For some reason with the way their house is designed half the time I have Kaede go to give a back rub, it involves a complicated walk around the entire tiny house and then the outside where she'll do it in the back. This time, she steps outside and is struck by lightning.
I think my game and I are having a disagreement over the crystal ball cheating I've been doing.
Nevertheless! After having a shower, a power snack, a good cry and having had the mask seared off her face Kaede was ready to hit the halfway point!
Her getting electrocuted had both Raven Graves and Holly Fauntleroy waddling/running from their houses to go see the damage. They're such caring neighbors. Really.
Hello Ele-
VEN!
Sharla does her homework before bed to stay away from oldsters having sex on the couch.
Yuki, that's what the other Night twin would do. Don't fall into bad habits!
Twelve?
What's up Yuki?
Ah, sizing the competition huh? Yeah, you know your grandmother can only love hand over the family estates to one of you right?
THAT CHILD LOOKS GOOD ENOUGH TO BAKE IN A 350 DEGREE OVEN FOR TEN MINUTES AND THEN DECORATE WITH FROSTING BEFORE BEING CONSUMED! The witch seemed to say.
Sharla getting a call from her Bio-mom Sam Ottomas. Her big bro David calls sometimes too. Her Dad and Grandmother, biggest asses in the world never call.
Thirteen! Who else is thoroughly sick of that amazingly effective rose?
DON'T LEAVE YOUR ROOM YUKI!
Fourteen! Super Mail Lady Dagmar Bertino.
They hadn't even started yet and Dagmar was doing attraction and call me animations. 3 Bolters!
Yuki, who is friends with the Fauntleroy kid, has taken up stargazing. Get it all out now, I'm not letting anyone in their fertile years near the thing.
15!
16. Even hobby club leaders are not exempt. Bring a message about a secret lot and then Kaede used her fantastic ninjitsu secret art of hot grandma on her.
Kaede taking a break to thank her loving admirers. I really wish they didn't disappear so I could see who the letter was from. :(
Welcome seventeen!
*wipes tear* Just like real sisters. Who wants to sit next to their stinky rival for all the vast ninja forces and riches sister/aunt?
Sharla's excellent grades and striving towards her first skill max has earned her a mask!
All this occurring during the wooing of number 17. Kaede was visibly slowing down after her accidental run in with that ball lightning.
Since I wanted the kids to bond and Yuki had already maxed out creativity and can't use the telescope during the day they got a chess board. Note: Outside. They are smart children.
Remington have you met number 18 Jan Tellerman? He hates her so much. You just know it. It's in that dead, blank stare.
So Jan offered Kaede a job not in the bottom rung of a career track...which is great IF IT WASN'T CLOWNS!
CLOWNS!!!!
RUN NUMBER 19! RUN BEFORE THE SCARY CLOWN NINJA GETS YOU!
Yuki is explaining to Sharla how Kaede feels keeping that clown suit on 24/7 is a great way to torment her sim god who hates clowns and creepy realistic looking soulless dolls is a new and creative ninjitsu for her advanced training.
I made Kaede quit the job. And here's number 20!
ZOMG IS THAT THE FAMOUS ROSE NINJITSU! He seemed to squeal like a little girl.
Yes, that's right Kaede's last mandatory lover was a fanboy.
SUCCESS!!! And it only took getting struck by lightning once!
The femme version of the I'm-the-reigning-town-bicycle I mean, romance sim strut.
WOOO!!!!! Next time, the girls grow into teens. Kaede decides to move in one of her lovers and there is ultra super intense ninja training for Yuki and Sharla!