Westhaven - Round 2 (F-Su) Stone
Last time, Mason made a lot of profiles of suspicious people in his neighborhood and was otherwise boring, but this time there's more excitement in the Stone Home.
We start off this round with Mason, being Mason, continuing his neighborhood profiling system.
Doing his homework, eating dinner in, talking on the phone, blah blah blah, boring.
IN YOUR FACE SIM!GOD!!! DO YOU SEE THIS?!
THIS IS THE A OF GREAT JUSTICE!
That's right Mason get praised for your A+ from the girl who is barely managing a D.
Do you want some help with your homework? He offers.
Blank Stare.
Leila? I can totally help you with your grades, I've gotten an A now! I'm a super genius.
Blank Stare.
Leila: Make out times now?
Mason: What?
THIS IS MUCH BETTER THAN STUPID HOMEWORK, she seemed to say in her head.
That was very educational, Mason seemed to say, staring blankly.
That's right Mason, build towards that LTW. Now all you have to do is just invite her inside and...
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Better. Though that bear on her jammies is really distracting.
Leila is stunned.
Then they talked about everything they'd done up to that moment. Analyzing every second for clues to understanding this strange emotion called love.
Yes Mason, you did just have sex. Sex and an A+ in the same day, has such a feat ever been completed by one man in the same afternoon before? Truly you are amazing. Moving on.
MASON VERY HAPPY MASON HAVE SEX. MASON GIVE GIANT CRUSHING HUGS OF HAPPINESS NOW.
Hey dude who fixes my broken stuff, I kissed a girl! Handyman just zombies on by.
Hey mailbox that delivers all my important spam mail I kissed a girl today!
Hey Meadow, who I think is gross and who thinks I'm gross and we have negative chemistry.
Let me tell you about people I stalk watch on patrol.
NOW LET US DO THE TANGO OF NEGATIVE CHEMISTRY.
Mason isn't kissing her hand, Mason is doing a DNA analysis with his tongue.
FOR PEOPLE WITH NEGATIVE CHEMISTRY YOU'RE CERTAINLY VERY FRIENDLY.
Yes, marvel with me passerby, they went from negative chemistry to two bolts. I didn't know that was even possible. Is this some strange power of the Romance sim? Or being a teen?
Checking her for contraband...
Now remember Meadow, Mason here is a pro at having sex and he knows that the very first thing you must do before having sex is meticulously make the bed. Very important step.
Post-coital strut. Note, Meadow is at blank stare state.
Yeah, give Mason some sugar baby.
Sim god, there appears to be roses in my front stoop. Is this some new calling card? Could it be Shea Johnston, serial can kicker? Mason Stone, world's greatest teen detective.
And this explains why no one is ever caught on Mason's watch...
And we leave you with the dinner of night owls, toaster pastry.
Next time, Mason goes through college. Will he find love? More importantly will he shag eighteen more pretties and fulfill his lifetime want? And can he survive dorm life with both Leila and Meadow?