Westhaven - Round 1 (Tu-Th) Graves (3)
Warning! Sex and Violence! This should be read at least after Graves Part 1 since that's where Conroy spent his first day in the hood.
Don't mind Conroy.
He's just killing time.
BEFORE HIS SUPER SPECTACULAR AWESOME WEDDING OF AWESOME! Here comes the bride Contessa Robin along with Kaede I wasn't trying to cause drama by inviting his former lover to his wedding and Holly Curtin in a ridiculously trampy looking dress.
Chester is confused by this rain thing. Urge to pirate rising. Kaede is very approving of Robin.
Ludwig is also confused by the rain. Mercer is just bored. Of course Conroy had to invite Ludwig, they're brothers in arm! Please note Mercer also has history with Kaede. *whistle* Hey at least I didn't invite Raven or Pandora!
In case you're wondering everyone else besides the couple and Chester are looking at the bartender. I do believe I've spotted the town lushes. Ludwig is just disapproving everything.
So let the wedding commence! MERCER YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! Holly at least pretend to be excited. She so wore that dress just to get attention I swear.
Thumbs up indeed Holly! Thumbs up indeed. And the Countess is rich booyah!
INAPPROPRIATE!
He did stuff it in her face but considering how wide she opened her mouth...
BARTENDER WAS NOT SERVING FAST ENOUGH!
And then Robin discovers that Conroy eats like a pig.
While Mercer attempts to suss out just how married she is. It's like being mostly dead, but still a little alive...
And Kaede starts switching to the cans.
Luckily Mercer takes the time to reconnect with Kaede averting drunken table dancing. BUT ONLY BARELY!
While Chester and Holly sneak out front...
For a make out session!
I have no idea what Ludwig is explaining to Kaede. Maybe sharing murder death sword techniques?
Nothing raises a party score like sexy times. And discussing the weather. CONROY CAN YOU BE MORE ROMANTIC OR STUDLY?
Ah young two-bolt love. The party was successful despite the lack of brawls. Also the limo never showed up. I was actually really disappointed. :(
But then Robin made it all better.
VAMPIRE TRANSFORMATION SPAM ACTIVATED!!!
Bleh indeed baby!
And then they went off to make sexy time go again and the autonomous cuddling it burns my soul with the cuteness.
Though I'm pretty sure being undead is grounds for removal from the Knighthood.
Considering Conroy is busy making dinner while his wife practices her romance in their matching jammies I don't think he's worrying about he consequences right now.
Robin conveniently came with her LTW job of Slacker included so yay! And she was promoted to Record Store Clerk on her first day back to work after getting married.
WELL IF YOU ARE STANDING OUTSIDE ROASTING THE BABY ISN'T GOING TO HELP WITH ITS DEVELOPMENT!
Conroy keeps up with all his contacts and finds out he's been booted from the knighthood. He's going to need a new look.
AGAIN SHOCK AND AMAZEMENT HAD BY ALL!
Robin Stats: Pisces 7/4/3/4/5 Turn On: Glasses/Costume Make Up - Turn Off: Fitness
Aspiration: Pleasure/Family LTW: Slacker Hobby: Science Currently: Record Store Clerk (slacker)
Again with the science hobby. Also it might have been my bad but her stats look eerily similar to Blazej's the other vampire meat. I'll have to double check next time I play.
And I leave us with a picture of the happily married couple jumping rope while Robin looks ridiculously happy. <3
Next time! Giving birth! What will Conroy become now that he's been kicked from the Knighthood? Will he continue to have dream dates to fulfill that LTW I've been ignoring? And will the new baby be able to survive incompetent nanny if the butler refuses to work?