Westhaven - Round 1 (M-Th) Graves Part 2
Part 2 of the Graves first round. Copious amounts of sex.
I might have invited Blazej over to help Marlo with her parental rage. <.< Last time in the Graves family Pandora got married, Conroy got engaged and Raven and Mercer's marriage exploded in a giant ball of hypocrisy.
He's still susceptible to the charm.
Meanwhile Esther plays chess with her grandmother's adulterous lover Cleve otherwise known as Captain Chef. Seriously this kid is probably utterly desensitized at this point.
Hey look here's the teaser pic I didn't get to last time! You go Marlo!
Esther asks her Grandmother to be a responsible elder for once.
Because her mother's a bit occupied at the moment. At least Blazej thinks about solely her right?
This might be rushing things a little bit Marlo.
But he said yes so okay.
And then he used vampire voodoo on her. You know, like you do after you get engaged.
Perfectly standard courtship. Step one. Get engaged. Step two. Turn your fiance into a vampire. Step three. Marriage.
Awwwww.
And then Blazej realized exactly what he'd just done. Too late baby. I'VE HAD ONE BREAK UP YOU'RE IN THIS FAMILY FOR THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR UNLIFE!
Esther likes cornflake-pops whatever the hell that cereal is supposed to be. Or is that the mac?
Raven likes dates. And men. And men who take her on dates. It's like liking cereal in a completely not like liking cereal way.
Ah another day of spending it outside to avoid oldsters in their underwear. Now with vampire step-fathers. Esther's living the perfect childhood.
And then she brought home Yuki Tanaka who should technically still be a toddler but used her mad SECRET NINJA TECHNIQUES TO TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE/TIME.
And yet didn't see this coming...
Esther power attack! Water balloons are a completely valid form of super hero power.
And despite her best efforts...
She was unable to spare her new friend the horror of her grandmother serenading her more different boyfriend.
Luckily after a few hours of bleaching her eyeballs night fell and Esther's parents awoke from their we're-dead-but-we-got-better naps.
I think Esther's trying to figure out who the hell this is. Or she just doesn't care anymore.
Immortal vampire and she still can't make spaghetti without cutting herself on a noodle.
Raven takes a quick break from DREAM DATING LIKE IT'S THE LAST DAY ON THE PLANET to pull out a love letter. I have a weird glitch where they disappear as soon as they go in the inventory so I have no idea which of her two boyfriends that's from.
And then she crushed Cleve's nose into his skull. Luckily he survived.
That's right baby, Marlo cooks without the benefit of having ever watched or read a recipe book. Feel safe and secure. Also your father-in-law is competing with the elderly Tanaka lady for the title of town bicycle and your mother-in-law spends her days having more sex than you'll have for the next century with her two boyfriends. Welcome to the family. Your life is now made of awesome.
Here's Herbert starting the who-will-give-more-roses competition in the grand Dream Date Sim-lympics.
While Raven is busy with the second contestant Cleve.
Esther got a playtower since Blazej came with 50,000 simoleans. Whee family not in poverty!
Marlo and Blazej spending some date time together.
Which is harder to do than you'd think with her mother outclassing her.
Yeah, Esther has completely stopped caring. I'm sorry boo.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!111!!!!!eleventy-billion!!!!! In my kersplodey hood I waited forever before I started gen 2. Not this time. BABY EXPLOSION IN T MINUS 75 HOURS!
Cleve starts his round of passing out roses.
They're desperately trying not to feel outmatched by Raven.
YES MARLO THAT IS YOUR HUSBANDS FUTURE CHILD YOU ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS! She forgot.
I let her have a make over to highlight her not-a-crime-fighter switch over to Vampire Chef. She's keeping her superhero name Stealthy Barracuda is a perfectly valid Chef name.
Cleve appreciates the way the sun makes her skin smoke.
GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!
And while his wife attempts to escape her life in Westhaven through stupidity Blazej Go's Stats!
Cancer 7/4/5/4/3 Turn On: Formal/Swimwear - Turn Off: Make up Hobby: Science
Aspiration: Pleasure/Popularity LTW: Politics (It's all about the Mayoring Baby).
Currently Unemployed
A scientifically minded vampire. That doesn't make ones brain explode thinking about it at all.
MARLO SO HELP ME!
Cleve is confident in this chances of winning the first round in the rose competition. The matchmaker is making an Avon call.
Largest bag of cosmetics ever. Then again with the amount she wears I feel like I need to put more on my sims. I didn't think that was possible to feel inadequate when it came to make up in this hood.
HEY GUESS WHAT YOU EARNED A LAMP!
Esther's trying to understand why this strange lady is yelling at her front door. The Matchmaker is doing her nonchalant act.
Raven is a little preoccupied. Herbert doesn't seem to notice.
Since all Raven does is go on date after date (luckily confining them in her room now) and NO LONGER NEEDS TO EAT, SLEEP OR TAKE SHOWERS and the other two have that whole dead-during-the-day thing we're now back to Esther home from school.
And continues to deny her friends access to her house. It's for your own good little redhead who is also named Esther. Really Nega-Esther, you'd be scarred for life.
Marlo off for the nightshift and rocking that hot dog outfit. Hey, Esther still needs to eat even if Marlo and Blazej can life off one fridge for the next fifty years and Raven is working on mastering the art of not needing to breathe so she doesn't have to come up for air anymore. Someone has to work.
Marlo came home with a work friend, a promotion to Fast Food Shift Manager and the shocking revelation that she was, in point of fact, actually pregnant. We're all shocked.
I had to put the phone on silent mode it would seriously ring from about 8pm until 4am. CONSTANTLY. If it wasn't for Raven it was for one of the other Oldsters WHO HAVE THEIR OWN HOUSES! Luckily Marlo and Blazej live off their love...and perpetual undeath and Esther has an active telephone and playmate schedule.
Blazej didn't feel like he was getting enough screen time.
And we end this update with Herbert Goodie getting his victory kiss from Raven. Or helping her to overcome that boring need-to-breathe thing I mentioned. He won the first round. Raven had 15 dream dates. 1 Mercer, 6 Cleve and 8 Herbert.
Next time Can Raven keep her insane dream date schedule? Will the Politics job roll for Blazej? Will Marlo get better at cooking? And will Raven master the ancient art of not breathing?