Viking Death Squad - TS3 Style Generation 4.01
The Last Viking Death Squad update! Then I switch to the new legacy title.
Starring!
Sleggja - 4th Generation Torch Holder
Blondie - 3rd Generation Ex-TH
Kara jenji_sims - 3rd Generation Spouse
Zan gheez - 2nd Generation Spouse
Bruce Brana, Bruce Yggr & Valdi - Blondie and Kara's children
Guest appearances by: Owen simtasia, Gizor bondchick_nett and Cambia simmytizzy
We start off this legacy with the face of a man who has raised and trained six children and fourteen grandchildren. This is the face of a man who has hit his 125th birthday. In essence, Zan gheez was a man in love...
If you don't remember Zan had started a friendship with the families latest maid, a delightful woman by the name of Laura.
Well one thing led to another...
And then magic. I didn't coerce the relationship, but I did take advantage of the situation to 'let' Zan retire from his grandpa duties and move out. I decided to let fate decide what would happen to Zan and his maid girlfriend!
And it turns out that my game loves Zan as much as I do. Only a few short hours after moving out Zan and Laura were engaged and married and live about four houses away from the main family. :D You go you sly old dog!
Which came just as Sleggja was starting to show. With there now being two vacant spots in the house...
Sleggja put on her best tarty maternity wear and made sure to expose the overabundance of tattoos I'd gotten her...
To give Owen simtasia one final chance at being her official partner and actually having a chance to raise their love child together.
But first Sleggja wanted to spring the pregnancy surprise on him.
Thankfully Owen was receptive to his impending fatherhood.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT SLEGGJA IS A QUITTER!
Come on Owen fall for the shiny.
The apparently only 125 simolean shiny...but hey never let there be a price on true love!
And faster than he could blink they were married! Welcome to the family Owen. :D
Did I forget to mention he's a coward? Oh yeah, I love you even more Owen and as always Cambia simmytizzy continues to magnificently ignore everyone in favor of video games.
Luckily Owen found a way to ignore his ghostly great-great-grandmother-in-law? and enjoy the twins birthday.
Owen, that face is slightly more disturbing than needed for this birthday...
Bruce Yggr - Traits: Neurotic, Grumpy, Genius, Kleptomaniac, No Sense of Humor
Bruce Brana - Traits: Slob, Couch Potato, Snob, Hopeless Romantic, Good
Cambia stuck around for the cake.
And then the Bruce's were also off to make more sanity room in the house.
Which prompted Sleggja to go into labor, because the light of a tiki torch causes spontaneous birth.
I GIVE YOU THE HEIR! Since this was only supposed to go five generations I'd already decided whatever popped out first was the winner. Meet Kostbera Nabakov. :D Isn't she just the creepiest cocoon baby to date?
But hey, if you can have one creepy cocoon baby...
So remember when Blondie set himself on fire? Well it was to make this bad boy. And what would any normal red blooded sim male do with a fully functional time machine?
That's right go off and have kinky ninja cosplay sex with his wife in the time stream. Because that's just how Blondie rolls people.
Most for a well lit shot of Kostbera who has daddy's skin, eyes and hair color.
So having your first child can change a person. Sleggja decided that what she really needed was a career change. This is her first client Gizor bondchick_nett.
Really she became an investigator for the bitchin' coat. And the requirement that she wear a wig apparently.
Oh the glories of digging through people's trash. In this Sunset Valley it's common for the neighbors to be rooting around in each others dumpsters. Nothing to see here folks.
Hurry Sleggja, that baby is clearly going to inform on you!
I WARNED YOU!
Luckily Sleggja was able to distract Gizor by setting herself on fire...I mean successfully solved his 'who caused drama on the interwebs' case.
And then she put on those trampy maternity clothes Owen likes so much...I mean got pregnant again.
Reason eleventy-billion why I love the new 'more complete' jobs? They let women go to work even if they're pregnant. WIN!
WIN I SAY! WIN! I know I'd fear the pregnant lady hiding behind bush pom poms!
Stay-at-home daddy seems confused by this feeding thing. Or terrified that Kostbera will explode at any second.
Crap she did explode! Quick Owen stay calm!
Now go check on the baby...
Dammit now the laundry made a soggy mess on the floor! Or that's a blob monster and it's eating Owen.
Luckily Kostbera has one comparatively sane parent. Neurotic, but sane.
Not so much the grandparent, but hey it's Kostbera's fault for stashing lollipops in her cocoon thing.
SANITY WITH A CHAINSAW!
And the face of a heavily pregnant woman attempting to work while cinched into the world's tightest red trench coat.
Speaking of pregnant...Sleggja is attempting to get Kostbera to hatch...unfortunately she also went into labor at the same time.
Luckily her father is there to provide calm, sane advice...
And you know prep himself for the several hours of candy stealing he has in his future while you run off to the hospital.
Valdi, in the other room, could put a stop to this, but screw everyone. And everything. Forever.
Sleggja with baby girl Keila who has daddy's skin, but her eyes and hair.
Owen with baby boy Kyrmir who has grandpa Blondies hair, eyes and skin coloring.
Back home it was time to break out the cake since Kostbera would not naturally hatch. Note, Kara finally came and rescued the poor cocoon.
Kostbera - Brave, Perceptive
Then Kara went off to celebrate her not-grandchild's transition by stealing. Or vented her frustration at the lack of any one of her three kids winning heirship by stealing benches from dead people...
Grandpa Blondie is thwarted by Kyrmir's...blueness?
Now that she's back to her regular sweats Sleggja takes on a case from her heavily pregnant cousin Becky (Barri's grandchild). Someone has been stealing her stuff, in her mansion behind her!
Sleggja starts off by changing into her power trench and then breaking into her cousin's house. You know the one that was in the background just a picture ago...
And then while her cousin's Irving and Eric (Barri's son and other grandson) are talking...
SUBTLE DETECTING!
Luckily the two men were distracted by Becky giving birth to another five generation bundle of goo, Denise. Woo go pregnant women.
Never one to be deterred by how crappy a detective she is Sleggja continues forward with her investigation attempting to question the suspect (who is shockingly not related to her).
Investigating at its finest!
Meanwhile...
Keila - Genius, Eccentric
Kyrmir - Brave, Insane
She missed the twins hatching.
But only just barely. Next time beat ass faster Sleggja!
That's it! Next time Sleggja goes on vacation and Owen gets a job that's appropriate to his lifestyle.
Story Progression
Sneaky's wife got pregnant and gave birth to a girl Marci.
Sneaky let Bruce Brana and Bruce Yggr move in with his family.
Bruce Yggr dating a woman named Doreen.
Bruce Brana dating a man named Keven.
Glumra became an elder.
January (Helga's daughter) had a boy Quincy.
Janis (Helga's other daughter) pregnant had a boy Lee.
Erin (Nott's daughter) ex-husband Wilson died.
Erin (Nott's daughter) died.
Gunnar (Helga's son) wife Kerry died.
Gunnar's half-sister (not HTN legacy) Magdalena had a girl Stasia.
Zan gheez died four days after moving out.
As a side note the day Zan died I kept getting pop ups where he'd visit each one of his children and spend time with them, including calling and talking to Blondie for an hour. Even dying he truly loved his family. You'll be missed Zan Taclawse. You were an awesome addition to the family.