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umm so i was bored and talking to chelsea at midnight...this is what happened..
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: im a tree
GgameplayerE [12:03 AM]: i lived in a cake
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: sweet
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: did you lick the doorknobs?
GgameplayerE [12:04 AM]: only on tuesdays
chelseabird2005 [12:04 AM]: really why not humpday?
chelseabird2005 [12:04 AM]: thats the best day to lick doorknobs
GgameplayerE [12:04 AM]: cause that is not tuesday
chelseabird2005 [12:05 AM]: how did you have sex in your cake?
GgameplayerE [12:05 AM]: the same way you do it out of a cake
GgameplayerE [12:06 AM]: duh
chelseabird2005 [12:06 AM]: oh
chelseabird2005 [12:06 AM]: did the cake supply the condoms
GgameplayerE [12:06 AM]: no the orange did
chelseabird2005 [12:07 AM]: oh really
GgameplayerE [12:07 AM]: yea
chelseabird2005 [12:07 AM]: i used to live in an orange
GgameplayerE [12:08 AM]: did it have a left doorknob?
chelseabird2005 [12:09 AM]: no we didnt have doorknobs
GgameplayerE [12:09 AM]: but every prange has a left doorknob
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: not mine cuz it was special
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: it just had these holes on the left top corner
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: and thats where you could wack off or open the door
GgameplayerE [12:10 AM]: were the holes lubricated?
chelseabird2005 [12:11 AM]: ultra lubricated
chelseabird2005 [12:11 AM]: and they were ribbed
GgameplayerE [12:11 AM]: did the garden rake make those holes?
chelseabird2005 [12:12 AM]: no the hoe did
chelseabird2005 [12:12 AM]: cuz it was naughty
GgameplayerE [12:12 AM]: but hoes are straight
GgameplayerE [12:12 AM]: they dont have hole making rods
chelseabird2005 [12:13 AM]: yes they do
chelseabird2005 [12:13 AM]: they use there shafts duh
GgameplayerE [12:14 AM]: and how many years did it take for the hoes to tickle the pickle?
chelseabird2005 [12:14 AM]: about 2 1/ 2
GgameplayerE [12:14 AM]: thought so....
chelseabird2005 [12:15 AM]: yea its was pertty sweet
GgameplayerE [12:16 AM]: did the dill come with a weed?
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: just a little
GgameplayerE [12:17 AM]: so it was a weeder?
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: yup
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: and i planted it in a pot
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: so it was definatly a pothead
GgameplayerE [12:18 AM]: weeder the pothead...has a nice ring to it
chelseabird2005 [12:19 AM]: yup yup
it was the most random pointless stupid mix of hyperness and tiredness...just weird
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: im a tree
GgameplayerE [12:03 AM]: i lived in a cake
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: sweet
chelseabird2005 [12:03 AM]: did you lick the doorknobs?
GgameplayerE [12:04 AM]: only on tuesdays
chelseabird2005 [12:04 AM]: really why not humpday?
chelseabird2005 [12:04 AM]: thats the best day to lick doorknobs
GgameplayerE [12:04 AM]: cause that is not tuesday
chelseabird2005 [12:05 AM]: how did you have sex in your cake?
GgameplayerE [12:05 AM]: the same way you do it out of a cake
GgameplayerE [12:06 AM]: duh
chelseabird2005 [12:06 AM]: oh
chelseabird2005 [12:06 AM]: did the cake supply the condoms
GgameplayerE [12:06 AM]: no the orange did
chelseabird2005 [12:07 AM]: oh really
GgameplayerE [12:07 AM]: yea
chelseabird2005 [12:07 AM]: i used to live in an orange
GgameplayerE [12:08 AM]: did it have a left doorknob?
chelseabird2005 [12:09 AM]: no we didnt have doorknobs
GgameplayerE [12:09 AM]: but every prange has a left doorknob
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: not mine cuz it was special
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: it just had these holes on the left top corner
chelseabird2005 [12:10 AM]: and thats where you could wack off or open the door
GgameplayerE [12:10 AM]: were the holes lubricated?
chelseabird2005 [12:11 AM]: ultra lubricated
chelseabird2005 [12:11 AM]: and they were ribbed
GgameplayerE [12:11 AM]: did the garden rake make those holes?
chelseabird2005 [12:12 AM]: no the hoe did
chelseabird2005 [12:12 AM]: cuz it was naughty
GgameplayerE [12:12 AM]: but hoes are straight
GgameplayerE [12:12 AM]: they dont have hole making rods
chelseabird2005 [12:13 AM]: yes they do
chelseabird2005 [12:13 AM]: they use there shafts duh
GgameplayerE [12:14 AM]: and how many years did it take for the hoes to tickle the pickle?
chelseabird2005 [12:14 AM]: about 2 1/ 2
GgameplayerE [12:14 AM]: thought so....
chelseabird2005 [12:15 AM]: yea its was pertty sweet
GgameplayerE [12:16 AM]: did the dill come with a weed?
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: just a little
GgameplayerE [12:17 AM]: so it was a weeder?
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: yup
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: and i planted it in a pot
chelseabird2005 [12:17 AM]: so it was definatly a pothead
GgameplayerE [12:18 AM]: weeder the pothead...has a nice ring to it
chelseabird2005 [12:19 AM]: yup yup
it was the most random pointless stupid mix of hyperness and tiredness...just weird