Friday night review/upcoming family vacation
(1) Samurai Dragon:
Well, to start off...it was hard to concentrate on the road when Lauren
Thompson was sitting next to me in the passenger seat. The things I
wanted to do to her right there in my Trailblazer! Sheesh! ANYWAY...the
sushi was 'ok'. Well, I guess it
had to be more than ok beings I spent almost 40 bucks on sushi alone.
We had a big crew with us, and it was a lot of fun! Not only was it
Kim's b-day, but also Michelle's! So I got to hang out with Gerald,
Michelle, Clay, and Brooks. Brooks even brought me a shot of pineapple
sake!! Good stuff!! Funniest thing about our dinner was the fact that
Kim thought I actually paid for her meal! HAH! She asked me at the
table if I could pay for her. Which of course led to a good laugh. So
once we walked out, she hugged me and thanked me for 'paying for her'.
It wasn't til hours later that Kim found out that I didn't actually pay
for her. Hell, I didn't even know what was going on! So basically, it
was like playing a joke on someone, without even knowing that you're
doing it. That probably doesn't make any sense, but whatever. I also
bumped into a car when we left the resturant! Instead of going in
reverse like a normal person would do, I put the fucker in drive and
smacked a car. Not only did I hit a car, but I also hit a guy in the
leg! Haha! It was like a domino effect. I hit a car, the car hits a
dude. I got out to check on everything. The dude was fine. A little
upset, but fuck him. The funniest thing about that was when I hit the
car, I scared the living SHIT out of some lady! The look on her face
was priceless! SCORE! Tommie and I are complete fuckin idiots in
public! From the random splurts of jibberish, and the tourettes-like
outbursts, I'd say we made total asses out of ourselves, and probably
gave Kristi and Erica heart attacks while we were at Wal-Mart.
(2) Charlie & The Chocolate Factory: Ok...it's almost an obvious winner when you have the trio of Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Danny Elfman. But this went way past just a winner! The movie was a total mindfuck!! In fact, I'm still not even sure what I saw on screen. The Oompa Loompa(s) was fuckin INSANE! I can't even begin to describe what the hell was going on with the Oompas. It's crazy to even imagine that this movie could have been any better/weirder than the original. In my opinion, Johnny Depp is still the greatest actor of all time. Flawless fuckin movie, and I want to see it many, many more times! Amazing film!
(3) Kim's Birthday Party: Another great party at Kristi's/Lauren's/Kim's! For some reason, the night ran by in fast forward. It seemed like everything happened really fast. Too fast to even comprehend what was going on. Ok, so that's probably all in my head, but still...it was weird. Not just the party, but the dinner and movie seemed to all just fly by. But anyway, for once, I wasn't drinking wine! I ended up buying a bottle of Parrot Bay. Yumm!! I had a fuckin blast hanging out with everyone there. It seemed like there were 50 people in the apartment, but once again, my brain was all over the place that night. I have no clue what was going on in my head! Britni and I threw down quite a few shots of Jager together. We also called the 106.7 Drunk Dial Line, and we called Carly. Someone blasted Journey's Greatest Hits, and a bunch of us rawked out. \m/
I also realized that Robin Fuckin Haney is the brother of Sonny "Justin Tense" Haney. That makes Robin the brother of a celebrity!!! Ok...no it doesn't. Robin is WAY cooler than Sonny could ever dream of being! Erica Pierce is also a very cool person to be around. She's hella fun! Hell, fun times were had all night! At some point, I looked at my bottle of Parrot Bay and realized that there was NOTHING left in it. I drank the entire bottle, and I was hardly feeling it! That scared me, cause at the time, it could have meant two things: 1. I'm an alcoholic. 2. It was gonna hit me all at once, and I was gonna drop dead within a couple milliseconds. Now that I think about it, both of those came true! The alcohol decided to kick me in the nuts, without any warning! That's when the confusion really sunk in. I know at some point, someone decided to go to Claire's house to watch "Harold & Maude". It was probably Claire's idea beings that's her favorite movie, and it's her house. Yea...sounds logical. I was gonna head to Claire's house, but for some reason, my brain wasn't able to literally process that information. I dunno what the hell happened. I felt completely brain-dead!! That was one of the weirdest drunken experiences I have ever been through. So a gang of people went to Claire's, and I guess I ended up going home. I have no idea. I remember WANTING to go back to my mom's house in Larose, but for whatever reason, my brain decided that I should head to my apartment instead! So..I end up heading to Metairie. Somewhere on highway 90, I realized that my clothes and shit was still at my moms. So, I headed back to Larose. I stumbled into my mom's house, with one eye completely closed. When I walked in, I saw my mom and my cousin Faith in the kitchen. I didn't get any weird looks or anything...
I passed out in my sister's room, and didn't wake up til about 4 in the afternoon. As usual, I didn't have a hangover, and I didn't puke. I haven't had neither of those in a loooong time! Good stuff! But, my entire body was shot to shit! My equilibrium and my brain didn't bother functioning. I was aching from head to toe. And as usual, I had random bruises on me. It happens everytime I get fucked up. I end up hurting myself somehow, and I can never find out how or why! The fuck is wrong with me?
Well anyway, this sunday is a family vacation to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Me, mom, Melanie and random cousins, aunts and uncles will be chilling out in a kick ass cabin in the Smokey Mountains. I'll have an assload of pictures to share. I'm imagining close to 200 pictures. (the amount on the memory card.) Hiking in the mountains, white water rafting, and all sorts of fun awaits. I'm hoping to go bungee jumping again. Skydiving was almost an option, but that shit isn't cheap!! We leave this sunday, and we come back on sunday, the 31st. I'm really looking forward to it all.
I wish I could fuckin sleep right now. Maybe I should attempt that....
Peace, Love, and Reno 911,
JPT
(2) Charlie & The Chocolate Factory: Ok...it's almost an obvious winner when you have the trio of Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and Danny Elfman. But this went way past just a winner! The movie was a total mindfuck!! In fact, I'm still not even sure what I saw on screen. The Oompa Loompa(s) was fuckin INSANE! I can't even begin to describe what the hell was going on with the Oompas. It's crazy to even imagine that this movie could have been any better/weirder than the original. In my opinion, Johnny Depp is still the greatest actor of all time. Flawless fuckin movie, and I want to see it many, many more times! Amazing film!
(3) Kim's Birthday Party: Another great party at Kristi's/Lauren's/Kim's! For some reason, the night ran by in fast forward. It seemed like everything happened really fast. Too fast to even comprehend what was going on. Ok, so that's probably all in my head, but still...it was weird. Not just the party, but the dinner and movie seemed to all just fly by. But anyway, for once, I wasn't drinking wine! I ended up buying a bottle of Parrot Bay. Yumm!! I had a fuckin blast hanging out with everyone there. It seemed like there were 50 people in the apartment, but once again, my brain was all over the place that night. I have no clue what was going on in my head! Britni and I threw down quite a few shots of Jager together. We also called the 106.7 Drunk Dial Line, and we called Carly. Someone blasted Journey's Greatest Hits, and a bunch of us rawked out. \m/
I also realized that Robin Fuckin Haney is the brother of Sonny "Justin Tense" Haney. That makes Robin the brother of a celebrity!!! Ok...no it doesn't. Robin is WAY cooler than Sonny could ever dream of being! Erica Pierce is also a very cool person to be around. She's hella fun! Hell, fun times were had all night! At some point, I looked at my bottle of Parrot Bay and realized that there was NOTHING left in it. I drank the entire bottle, and I was hardly feeling it! That scared me, cause at the time, it could have meant two things: 1. I'm an alcoholic. 2. It was gonna hit me all at once, and I was gonna drop dead within a couple milliseconds. Now that I think about it, both of those came true! The alcohol decided to kick me in the nuts, without any warning! That's when the confusion really sunk in. I know at some point, someone decided to go to Claire's house to watch "Harold & Maude". It was probably Claire's idea beings that's her favorite movie, and it's her house. Yea...sounds logical. I was gonna head to Claire's house, but for some reason, my brain wasn't able to literally process that information. I dunno what the hell happened. I felt completely brain-dead!! That was one of the weirdest drunken experiences I have ever been through. So a gang of people went to Claire's, and I guess I ended up going home. I have no idea. I remember WANTING to go back to my mom's house in Larose, but for whatever reason, my brain decided that I should head to my apartment instead! So..I end up heading to Metairie. Somewhere on highway 90, I realized that my clothes and shit was still at my moms. So, I headed back to Larose. I stumbled into my mom's house, with one eye completely closed. When I walked in, I saw my mom and my cousin Faith in the kitchen. I didn't get any weird looks or anything...
I passed out in my sister's room, and didn't wake up til about 4 in the afternoon. As usual, I didn't have a hangover, and I didn't puke. I haven't had neither of those in a loooong time! Good stuff! But, my entire body was shot to shit! My equilibrium and my brain didn't bother functioning. I was aching from head to toe. And as usual, I had random bruises on me. It happens everytime I get fucked up. I end up hurting myself somehow, and I can never find out how or why! The fuck is wrong with me?
Well anyway, this sunday is a family vacation to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Me, mom, Melanie and random cousins, aunts and uncles will be chilling out in a kick ass cabin in the Smokey Mountains. I'll have an assload of pictures to share. I'm imagining close to 200 pictures. (the amount on the memory card.) Hiking in the mountains, white water rafting, and all sorts of fun awaits. I'm hoping to go bungee jumping again. Skydiving was almost an option, but that shit isn't cheap!! We leave this sunday, and we come back on sunday, the 31st. I'm really looking forward to it all.
I wish I could fuckin sleep right now. Maybe I should attempt that....
Peace, Love, and Reno 911,
JPT