Fuck the fuck
I'm done, man. How many times have I said that? I'm done being this weak, angry, sad fucking dwarf.
Anyway, back to business:
So, I'm a poor ass bitch and this is my proposition:
I don't really want money for massages, I already have a steady job doing that. I would like to trade off with any services you may be able to offer. If you do hair, nails, skin, make clothes, bake vegan cakes (Terra) - whatever your skill may be, I'm willing to give you massages in return for your services. I'll travel wherever (as long as it's in NJ or NYC), I don't care. Everybody needs a good massage and I need my hair cut or my car painted or free tickets to a show or a good vegan cake (again, Terra). I have a table, massage music, lotion/oil and sheets. Help a girl out, man!
Thanks, all.
Love Always,
The now very old, not so dirty, BOGART.
Anyway, back to business:
So, I'm a poor ass bitch and this is my proposition:
I don't really want money for massages, I already have a steady job doing that. I would like to trade off with any services you may be able to offer. If you do hair, nails, skin, make clothes, bake vegan cakes (Terra) - whatever your skill may be, I'm willing to give you massages in return for your services. I'll travel wherever (as long as it's in NJ or NYC), I don't care. Everybody needs a good massage and I need my hair cut or my car painted or free tickets to a show or a good vegan cake (again, Terra). I have a table, massage music, lotion/oil and sheets. Help a girl out, man!
Thanks, all.
Love Always,
The now very old, not so dirty, BOGART.