Jun 02, 2008 03:54
Pepper hated the color red. She hated her red hair, her red lipstick, the little red dress Tony had bought for her a few years back. She just didn’t like it. It was bright, overbearing, demanding, and it reminded her far too much of blood. His blood, their blood, it didn’t matter. EW. But when she would be standing calmly in her office and Tony would walk in wearing his magnificent suit of crimson and gold, pull off his helmet and smile brightly, Pepper would feel rather weak in the knees and suddenly red wasn’t as bad as she thought.
Title: Black
Author: Elphra
Theme: 004. Black
Rating: G
Length: 100 words
Summary: Once, Tony had asked Pepper why she only wore black.
Once, Tony had asked Pepper why she only wore black. He had thought she was in a permanent period of mourning or something. She had said it was because it looked professional, and he was relatively disappointed with that answer.
“Am I ever going to see you in another color?”
“I doubt it, Mr. Stark.”
“Aww, damn.”
“Get over it, Tony.” At least she had used his first name; that rarely ever happened. Tony’s jaw practically dropped to the floor when she came into work the next day in the little red dress he had bought her the year before.
Title: Blue
Author: Elphra
Theme: 005. Blue
Rating: G
Length: 100 words
Summary: Blue? Really?
Blue? Really? Pepper had seen Tony do many stupid things recently, from almost slicing his finger off while trying to open a particularly uncooperative jar of pickles to flying around like some superhero. But walking into a meeting with the main defense department of the US government with electric blue hair? That was a new level of stupid.
“You could always wash it out for me, Pepper,” he had said bemusedly after she was done scolding him. “You know, save water, shower together.” She had to shush the part of her brain that almost took him up on that offer.
Title: Green
Author: Elphra
Theme: 006. Green
Rating: PG?
Length: 100 words
Summary: Tony never noticed how green Pepper's eyes were until she was leaning in for a kiss he had yet to decide whether or not he was going to allow.
Tony never noticed how green Pepper’s eyes were until she was leaning in for a kiss he had yet to decided whether or not her was going to allow. Sure he knew they were green; she had red hair and they had worked together forever. But as she leaned in, her eyes locked on his, he could see the brilliant emerald shine and the subtle flecks of gorgeous honey brown. He was so lost in them that for a moment, he forgot his predicament: her lips encroaching on his own. But then they both looked away. So much for that.
Title: Morning
Author: Elphra
Theme: 011. Morning
Rating: PG?
Length: 100 words
Summary: Tony wakes up to the same thing every morning...
Tony wakes up to the same thing every morning: an empty, oversized bed and Jarvis droning on about the weather. He gets slowly out of bed, cringing at the cold air meeting his skin, and walks to his dresser, grabbing whatever’s clean and setting about his day. He hates it. He’s never really been alone in his whole life, but in those mornings, he feels lonelier than ever. Sometimes he thinks about what it would be like to have a family, to be able to wake up beside someone he truly loves every morning. He usually wishes it was Pepper.
Title: Male
Author: Elphra
Theme: 067. Male
Rating: PG-ish
Length: 105 words
Summary: “Pepper, what do you think it would be like if you were a guy?”
“Pepper, what do you think it would be like if you were a guy?”
“Uh… What kind of question is that?”
“A good one, if you ask me. And you implicitly did ask me by being anywhere in my vicinity.”
“Well… I wouldn’t have so many dresses from you.”
“Maybe one or two.”
“I believe there would be considerably less sexual tension between the two of you.”
“Jarvis! Butt out!”
“My apologies, Mr. Stark, but it is true.”
“Shut up!”
“I also doubt that you would have hired Miss Potts had she been Mr. Potts. Statistics on your hiring basis prove my point.”
“You pig!”
Title: Engine Grease
Author: Elphra
Theme: 086. Engine Grease
Rating: PG-ish
Length: 100 words
Summary: Pepper considers herself a very tidy person.
Pepper considers herself a very tidy person. Truth be told, she’s more than a little OCD. She hates filth and mess and grime and disorganized things, which is why for a while, working for Tony drove her insane. She’s gotten better about it, and so has he, but sometimes he does things that make her want to strangle him. Like trudging shirtless through the house, splotches of engine grease marking his muscular chest…
“Tony.”
“Yeah?” he half-shouts over his music.
“Go. Take a shower right now.”
“Why?”
“Because if you don’t, I’m going to do unspeakable things to you.”
“Sexy.”
Yeah... I write too much. XD
rating-g/k,
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rating-pg/k+,
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theme-011morning,
theme-003red,
theme-004black,
theme-005blue,
theme-067male,
author-elphra