This Fucking Sucks
Amen sister. Did it ever. I watched the finale of True Blood, Season Four - it rivalled The Borgias for pointless romance storylines to dumb it down for the deeply stupid people who watch television. I don't know who Alan Ball thinks are the supposed "smart people" for whom this is popcorn. Possibly Frito the lawyer on Idiocracy, when he's not '
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I wonder if Alan has another job. Maybe a lawnmowing round or something? And he's devoting too much energy to that. Obviously he's like Niall, and what he does all day is a total mystery :)
Yeah I felt misled by The Borgias too and just decided my life is too short for bad TV, or, at least, new bad TV. But the counting sounds pretty bad, and not very sexy. And like he's doing something wrong if that's her focus :)
I want a Pukeko too, but Buffy wouldn't play nice. Mum gets to watch them out her office window and they're quite entertaining as they try to get over fences, realise they can't fly very well, fail, forget they can't fly very well, and try again. The Ibis was just sneaky, none of us saw him coming until he took the peanut butter sandwich and ran off.
I don't think Buffy would like it if Earl owned the house. He does bite me at night, well nibble me while purring enthusiastically because he loves me and my ability to open cat food packets, but he is a useless alarm clock. I could have done with him waking me up this morning when we all slept in and ended up with a half hour to get the four yr old to soccer. Bloody stupid three hour time difference!
Ooshka
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Lol at being like Niall. I'm pretty sure he's devoting almost all of his brain energy to that second job, which lawnmowing - I'd be down with that.
The counting was supposed to be like counting until it's over (because it was violent, non-consensual sex so that Lucrezia could be seen as justified for boning the stable boy) but the stupid director had her doing it *out loud* at the top of her voice, like she was counting thrusts. Lol.
Now I really want a Pukeko. I have a soft spot for hopeless creatures.
If he owned it, Buffy could lord it over him - after all, Amnesiac Eric is not particularly in charge of anything not even "Trying not to kill people".
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Oh God, The Borgias sounds awful. Glad I gave up on it really. TB probably has enough bad sex scenes in it for me.
I probably can't ship you a Pukeko, but how about Earl? He is pretty hopeless and has been cuddling me all night because I won't let him out to get hit by a stray firework. Still, I worry now that if you're that fond of hopeless things you'd totally fall for TB Amnesiac Eric and his act. He always just reminded me of my toddler, kind of cute and fond of inappropriately removing clothing. He just needed to shout "I a pwincess!" more often and the resemblance would have been uncanny. She kills less people though, mainly just startles them by shouting "Hello!" from the pushchair as we walk past.
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The only bonus was the French King - Charles - he truly captured my heart, with his love for the cannonballs on chains. He made it bearable.
Lol - I probably would. I'd have to keep Amnesiac Eric on a leash though. Luckily, I might have a soft spot for taking care of them, but I don't want to sleep with them. So I'm safe there. He would be even more gorgeous if he yelled "I a pwincess!" :D That should go in the retooled Dukes of Bon Temps show. :D
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