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Okay, this is... really not my usual fic. I was trying to think of something for the space pirate ficathon, and this popped into my fron. So I wrote it to get it out of my brain.
Please don't read it if you're from a part of my life that isn't Stargate-fic related. I'd be so embarrassed.
OT4... or 5... or 6...
Vala hadn't been on the ship long before she suspected there was something... kinky going on. Of course, they were space pirates, so there was always a certain level of that sort of thing. The leather pants, for instance... woof. But Vala had a nose for these things, and she got the feeling that there was a deeper level of kinkiness going on than they'd openly admitted.
There were the looks, for a start. Deep, significant, amused, lustful *looks*. And the odd sounds, late at night when she was prowling the ship - in search of a glass of water, if anyone asked. And there was the closeness.
And then there was the day she pushed open the door to Jack's master cabin, and found them - the *four* of them - tangled in a sweaty, naked heap on his huge bed.
Teal'c was the easiest to distinguish. He cracked open an eye at her, whilst she gaped at them all and his companions slept the exhausted sleep of the completely satisfied. Teal'c frowned slightly. Vala recovered.
"Well, all *right*!"
There was a general awakening at her shout. Daniel blinked dazedly at the dark-haired woman. "Huh?" Vala began to strip off her boots, and his eyes opened fully. Something about Vala never ceased to rub him the wrong way. "Oh, no-!"
"Be silent, Daniel Jackson," ordered Teal'c in a low rumble.
"Yeah, shut up, Daniel." Daniel's head snapped around to stare at Sam. "What? *Now* you're shocked?"
"But - but it's..." He waved vaguely in the direction of the irritating new addition to their crew, even now unlacing her top with happy abandon.
"...A really hot idea?" Jack suggested. Sam looked at him, and gave him a slow smile. Jack responded with a hand stroking gently across her shoulders.
Vala, now as naked as the rest, leaped under the covers, and snuggled up to Teal'c, who obliged by wrapping an arm around her waist. "Ooh! Now this is more like it! And I thought you humans were so boring," she said, in wonderment.
"What about Cam?" asked Daniel. Jack shot him a glare. Vala shrugged, seemingly unconcerned about the man who'd bounced onto the ship in her wake. Jack had likened him to an overgrown puppy. Daniel had come to the conclusion that Jack felt threatened by what was essentially a younger version of himself.
"He's a bit prudish," was Vala's considered opinion. "He'd only be shocked and judgemental, and that just ruins a good orgy. Now will someone please shut up and kiss me?"
Daniel sighed. Oh well. If you can't beat 'em...