The Elephant In The Corner
Belated happy birthday to
holdouttrout and
rigel_7 , and thank you so much to
6beforelunch for the lovely, lovely remix!
Clearly there's only one way to adequately express myself: STICK FIGURE ART!
ETA: Dialogue now written in underneath, because my handwriting is appalling.
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For
holdouttrout:
Jack: So, grasshopper, you have learned well the ways of the snark.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: And the Seventy-Eight Infallible Methods for annoying a member of your team.
Vala: Yes, sensei.
Jack: Then I have nothing more to teach you. Go forth and join SG-1.
Vala: There's just one thing, sensei...
Vala: What's this I hear about Sam, Daniel, a 12oz carton of yoghurt, 15cc of honey, and three bananas?
Jack: Ah. You'll be wanting the advanced course.
Vala: Ooh, goody!
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For
linnet_101:
Daniel: Vala! Stay away from Jack! And Jack, stay away from Vala! You're a bad influence!
Jack: Who's a bad influence?
Daniel: BOTH OF YOU!
Teal'c: Indeed. And you will wash my robes before you return them. Cool wash, no bleach.
Cam: Hey guys, I've just baked some - WHOA!
Cam: General O'Neill, is that... a new hat?
Jack: Keen eyes, Mitchell. Glad I made you leader of SG-1.
Vala: Cam's the leader?
Daniel: Is there something you want to tell us, Jack?
Teal'c: Be bald and proud, O'Neill.
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And for
6beforelunch:
Sam: OH, FOR-!
Sam: Okay, who let in the elephant?!?
Jack, Vala, Daniel, Teal'c and Cam: Elephant?
Sam: There's footprints ALL OVER my jello!